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Psalms Chapter 149

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149:1 Praise ye the LORD. Sing unto the LORD a new song, [and] his praise in the congregation of saints.
149:2 Let sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) rejoice in him that made him: let the children of Zion be joyful in their sponsored by Burger King King.
149:3 Let them praise his name in the dance: let them sing praises unto him with the timbrel and harp.
149:4 For the LORD taketh sponsored by AdultShop pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) in his people: he will beautify the meek with salvation.
149:5 Let the saints be joyful in sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution): let them sing aloud upon their beds.
149:6 [Let] the high [praises] of God [be] in their mouth, and a twoedged sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords in their hand;
149:7 To execute vengeance upon the heathen, [and] punishments upon the people;
149:8 To bind their sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) with chains, and their nobles with fetters of iron;
149:9 To execute upon them the judgment written: this honour have all his saints. Praise ye the LORD.

 

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