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Proverbs Chapter 12

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12:1 Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof [is] brutish.
12:2 A good [man] obtaineth favour of the LORD: but a man of wicked devices will he condemn.
12:3 A man shall not be established by wickedness: but the root of the righteous shall not be moved.
12:4 A virtuous woman [is] a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed [is] as rottenness in his bones.
12:5 The thoughts of the righteous [are] right: [but] the counsels of the wicked [are] deceit.
12:6 The words of the wicked [are] to lie in wait for blood: but the mouth of the upright shall deliver them.
12:7 The wicked are overthrown, and [are] not: but the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the righteous shall stand.
12:8 A man shall be commended according to his wisdom: but he that is of a perverse heart shall be despised.
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12:10 A righteous [man] regardeth the life of his beast: but the tender mercies of the wicked [are] cruel.
12:11 He that tilleth his land shall be satisfied with sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.: but he that followeth vain [persons is] void of understanding.
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12:13 The wicked is snared by the transgression of [his] lips: but the just shall come out of trouble.
12:14 A man shall be satisfied with good by the fruit of [his] mouth: and the recompense of a man' hands shall be rendered unto him.
12:15 The way of a fool [is] right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel [is] wise.
12:16 A fool' wrath is presently known: but a prudent [man] covereth shame.
12:17 [He that] speaketh sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) showeth forth righteousness: but a false witness deceit.
12:18 There is that speaketh like the piercings of a sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords: but the tongue of the wise [is] health.
12:19 The lip of sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth shall be established for ever: but a lying tongue [is] but for a moment.
12:20 Deceit [is] in the heart of them that imagine sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?): but to the counsellors of peace [is] joy.
12:21 There shall no sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) happen to the just: but the wicked shall be filled with mischief.
12:22 Lying lips [are] abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly [are] his delight.
12:23 A prudent man concealeth knowledge: but the heart of fools proclaimeth foolishness.
12:24 The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute.
12:25 Heaviness in the heart of man maketh it stoop: but a good word maketh it glad.
12:26 The righteous [is] more excellent than his neighbour: but the way of the wicked seduceth them.
12:27 The slothful [man] roasteth not that which he took in hunting: but the substance of a diligent man [is] precious.
12:28 In the way of righteousness [is] life; and [in] the pathway [thereof there is] no sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.

 

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