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Proverbs Chapter 13

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13:1 A wise son [heareth] his father' instruction: but a scorner heareth not rebuke.
13:2 A man shall eat good by the fruit of [his] mouth: but the soul of the transgressors [shall eat] violence.
13:3 He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life: [but] he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction.
13:4 The soul of the sluggard desireth, and [hath] nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.
13:5 A righteous [man] hateth lying: but a wicked [man] is loathsome, and cometh to shame.
13:6 Righteousness keepeth [him that is] upright in the way: but wickedness overthroweth the sinner.
13:7 There is that maketh himself rich, yet [hath] nothing: [there is] that maketh himself poor, yet [hath] great riches.
13:8 The ransom of a man' life [are] his riches: but the poor heareth not rebuke.
13:9 The light of the righteous rejoiceth: but the lamp of the wicked shall be put out.
13:10 Only by pride cometh contention: but with the well advised [is] wisdom.
13:11 Wealth [gotten] by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.
13:12 Hope deferred maketh the heart sick: but [when] the desire cometh, [it is] a tree of life.
13:13 Whoso despiseth the word shall be destroyed: but he that feareth the commandment shall be rewarded.
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13:15 Good understanding giveth favour: but the way of transgressors [is] hard.
13:16 Every prudent [man] dealeth with knowledge: but a fool layeth open [his] folly.
13:17 A wicked messenger falleth into mischief: but a faithful ambassador [is] health.
13:18 Poverty and shame [shall be to] him that refuseth instruction: but he that regardeth reproof shall be honoured.
13:19 The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul: but [it is] abomination to fools to depart from sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!).
13:20 He that walketh with wise [men] shall be wise: but a companion of fools shall be destroyed.
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13:22 A good [man] leaveth an inheritance to his children' children: and the wealth of the sinner [is] laid up for the just.
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13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
13:25 The righteous eateth to the satisfying of his soul: but the belly of the wicked shall want.

 

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