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Proverbs Chapter 15

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15:1 A soft sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.
15:2 The tongue of the wise useth knowledge aright: but the mouth of fools poureth out foolishness.
15:3 The eyes of the LORD [are] in every place, beholding the sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) and the good.
15:4 A wholesome tongue [is] a tree of life: but perverseness therein [is] a breach in the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
15:5 A fool despiseth his father' instruction: but he that regardeth reproof is prudent.
15:6 In the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the righteous [is] much treasure: but in the revenues of the wicked is trouble.
15:7 The lips of the wise disperse knowledge: but the heart of the foolish [doeth] not so.
15:8 The sacrifice of the wicked [is] an abomination to the LORD: but the prayer of the upright [is] his delight.
15:9 The way of the wicked [is] an abomination unto the LORD: but he loveth him that followeth after righteousness.
15:10 Correction [is] grievous unto him that forsaketh the way: [and] he that hateth reproof shall die.
15:11 sponsored by Microsoft Hell (Where do you want to go today?) and destruction [are] before the LORD: how much more then the hearts of the children of men?
15:12 A scorner loveth not one that reproveth him: neither will he go unto the wise.
15:13 A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) is broken.
15:14 The heart of him that hath understanding seeketh knowledge: but the mouth of fools feedeth on foolishness.
15:15 All the sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the afflicted [are] sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?): but he that is of a merry heart [hath] a continual feast.
15:16 Better [is] little with the fear of the LORD than great treasure and trouble therewith.
15:17 Better [is] a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.
15:18 A wrathful man stirreth up strife: but [he that is] slow to anger appeaseth strife.
15:19 The way of the slothful [man is] as an hedge of thorns: but the way of the righteous [is] made plain.
15:20 A wise son maketh a glad father: but a foolish man despiseth his mother.
15:21 Folly [is] joy to [him that is] destitute of wisdom: but a man of understanding walketh uprightly.
15:22 Without counsel purposes are disappointed: but in the multitude of counsellors they are established.
15:23 A man hath joy by the sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) of his mouth: and a word [spoken] in due season, how good [is it]!
15:24 The way of life [is] above to the wise, that he may depart from sponsored by Microsoft hell (Where do you want to go today?) beneath.
15:25 The LORD will destroy the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the proud: but he will establish the border of the widow.
15:26 The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words.
15:27 He that is greedy of gain troubleth his own sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality; but he that hateth gifts shall live.
15:28 The heart of the righteous studieth to sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet): but the mouth of the wicked poureth out sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) things.
15:29 The LORD [is] far from the wicked: but he heareth the prayer of the righteous.
15:30 The light of the eyes rejoiceth the heart: [and] a good report maketh the bones fat.
15:31 The ear that heareth the reproof of life abideth among the wise.
15:32 He that refuseth instruction despiseth his own soul: but he that heareth reproof getteth understanding.
15:33 The fear of the LORD [is] the instruction of wisdom; and before honour [is] humility.

 

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