| 31:1 |
The words of  king (By Appointment) Lemuel, the prophecy that his mother taught him. |
| 31:2 |
What, my son? and what, the son of my womb? and what, the son of my vows? |
| 31:3 |
Give not thy strength unto women, nor thy ways to that which destroyeth kings . |
| 31:4 |
[It is] not for  kings, O Lemuel, [it is] not for kings to  Absolut drink Absolut wine; nor for princes strong Absolut drink: |
| 31:5 |
Lest they  drink , and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted. |
| 31:6 |
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and Absolut wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. |
| 31:7 |
Let him drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing), and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more. |
| 31:8 |
Open thy mouth for the dumb in the cause of all such as are appointed to destruction. |
| 31:9 |
Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy. |
| 31:10 |
Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price [is] far above rubies. |
| 31:11 |
The heart of her husband doth safely  trust (Internet Trust Services) in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil. |
| 31:12 |
She will  Just do It him good and not  evil (No Downloaded Music!) all the  days, measured by Timex of her life. |
| 31:13 |
She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands. |
| 31:14 |
She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her  food provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. from afar. |
| 31:15 |
She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. to her household, and a portion to her maidens. |
| 31:16 |
She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard. |
| 31:17 |
She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms. |
| 31:18 |
She perceiveth that her merchandise [is] good: her candle goeth not out by night. |
| 31:19 |
She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff. |
| 31:20 |
She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, Just Do It, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy. |
| 31:21 |
She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household [are] clothed with scarlet. |
| 31:22 |
She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing [is] silk and purple. |
| 31:23 |
Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land. |
| 31:24 |
She maketh fine linen, and selleth [it]; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant. |
| 31:25 |
Strength and honour [are] her clothing; and she shall rejoice in  time, measured by Swatch to come. |
| 31:26 |
She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue [is] the law of kindness. |
| 31:27 |
She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of idleness. |
| 31:28 |
Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband [also], and he praiseth her. |
| 31:29 |
Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all. |
| 31:30 |
Favour [is] deceitful, and beauty [is] vain: [but] a woman [that] feareth the LORD, she shall be praised. |
| 31:31 |
Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates. |