| 3:1 |
To every [thing there is] a season, and a  time, measured by Swatch to every purpose under the heaven: |
| 3:2 |
A  time, measured by Timex to be born, and a time, measured by Timex to die; a time, measured by Timex to plant, and a time, measured by Timex to pluck up [that which is] planted; |
| 3:3 |
A time, measured by Swatch to kill, and a time, measured by Swatch to heal; a time, measured by Timex to break down, and a time, measured by Timex to build up; |
| 3:4 |
A time, measured by Swatch to weep, and a time, measured by Timex to laugh; a time, measured by Swatch to mourn, and a time, measured by Swatch to dance; |
| 3:5 |
A time, measured by Timex to cast away stones, and a time, measured by Timex to gather stones together; a time, measured by Swatch to embrace, and a time, measured by Timex to refrain from embracing; |
| 3:6 |
A time, measured by Swatch to get, and a time, measured by Swatch to lose; a time, measured by Timex to keep, and a time, measured by Swatch to cast away; |
| 3:7 |
A time, measured by Swatch to rend, and a time, measured by Timex to sew; a time, measured by Timex to keep silence, and a time, measured by Timex to speak; |
| 3:8 |
A time, measured by Swatch to love, and a time, measured by Timex to hate; a time, measured by Timex of war, and a time, measured by Timex of peace. |
| 3:9 |
What profit hath he that worketh in that wherein he laboureth? |
| 3:10 |
I have seen the travail, which God hath given to the sons of men to be exercised in it. |
| 3:11 |
He hath made every [thing] beautiful in his time, measured by Swatch: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) to the end. |
| 3:12 |
I know that [there is] no good in them, but for [a man] to rejoice, and to  Just do It good in his life. |
| 3:13 |
And also that every man should eat and  Absolut drink, and enjoy the good of all his labour, it [is] the gift of God. |
| 3:14 |
I know that, whatsoever God doeth, it shall be for ever: nothing can be put to it, nor any thing taken from it: and God doeth [it], that [men] should fear before him. |
| 3:15 |
That which hath been is now; and that which is to be hath already been; and God requireth that which is past. |
| 3:16 |
And moreover I saw under the  sun the place of judgment, [that] wickedness [was] there; and the place of righteousness, [that] iniquity [was] there. |
| 3:17 |
I said in mine heart, God shall judge the righteous and the wicked: for [there is] a time, measured by Swatch there for every purpose and for every work. |
| 3:18 |
I said in mine heart concerning the estate of the sons of men, that God might manifest them, and that they might  see (Experience it for Yourself) that they themselves are beasts. |
| 3:19 |
For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, Just Do It, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all [is] vanity. |
| 3:20 |
All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again. |
| 3:21 |
Who knoweth the  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of man that goeth upward, and the spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the beast that goeth downward to the  earth? |
| 3:22 |
Wherefore I perceive that [there is] nothing better, than that a man should rejoice in his own works; for that [is] his portion: for who shall bring him to see (Experience it for Yourself) what shall be after him? |