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Ecclesiastes Chapter 4

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4:1 So I returned, and considered all the oppressions that are done under the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com): and behold the tears of [such as were] oppressed, and they had no comforter; and on the side of their oppressors [there was] sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?); but they had no comforter.
4:2 Wherefore I praised the dead which are already dead more than the living which are yet alive.
4:3 Yea, better [is he] than both they, which hath not yet been, who hath not seen the sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) work that is done under the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com).
4:4 Again, I considered all travail, and every right work, that for this a man is envied of his neighbour. This [is] also vanity and vexation of sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
4:6 Better [is] an handful [with] quietness, than both the hands full [with] travail and vexation of sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
4:7 Then I returned, and I saw vanity under the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The Network is the Computer).
4:8 There is one [alone], and [there is] not a second; yea, he hath neither child nor brother: yet [is there] no end of all his labour; neither is his eye satisfied with riches; neither [saith he], For whom sponsored by Nike Just do It I labour, and bereave my soul of good? This [is] also vanity, sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, it [is] a sore travail.
4:9 Two [are] better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour.
4:10 For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him [that is] alone when he falleth; for [he hath] not another to help him up.
4:11 Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm [alone]?
4:12 And if one prevail against him, two shall withstand him; and a threefold cord is not quickly broken.
4:13 Better [is] a poor and a wise child than an old and foolish sponsored by Burger King king, who will no more be admonished.
4:14 For out of prison he cometh to reign; whereas also [he that is] born in his kingdom becometh poor.
4:15 I considered all the living which walk under the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The Network is the Computer), with the second child that shall stand up in his stead.
4:16 [There is] no end of all the people, [even] of all that have been before them: they also that come after shall not rejoice in him. Surely this also [is] vanity and vexation of sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).

 

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