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Songs Chapter 4

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4:1 Behold, thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) fair, my love; behold, thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) fair; thou [hast] doves' eyes within thy locks: thy hair [is] as a flock of goats, that appear from mount Gilead.
4:2 Thy teeth [are] like a flock [of sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) that are even] shorn, which came up from the washing; whereof every one bear twins, and none [is] barren among them.
4:3 Thy lips [are] like a thread of scarlet, and thy speech [is] comely: thy temples [are] like a piece of a pomegranate within thy locks.
4:4 Thy neck [is] like the tower of David builded for an armoury, whereon there hang a thousand bucklers, all shields of mighty men.
4:5 Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.
4:6 Until the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex break, and the shadows flee away, I will get me to the mountain of myrrh, and to the hill of frankincense.
4:7 Thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) all fair, my love; [there is] no spot in thee.
4:8 Come with me from Lebanon, [my] spouse, with me from Lebanon: look from the top of Amana, from the top of Shenir and Hermon, from the lions' dens, from the mountains of the leopards.
4:9 Thou hast ravished my heart, my sister, [my] spouse; thou hast ravished my heart with one of thine eyes, with one chain of thy neck.
4:10 How fair is thy love, my sister, [my] spouse! how much better is thy love than sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine! and the smell of thine ointments than all spices!
4:11 Thy lips, O [my] spouse, drop [as] the honeycomb: honey and sponsored by GotMilk milk (Got Milk?) [are] under thy tongue; and the smell of thy sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) [is] like the smell of Lebanon.
4:12 A garden enclosed [is] my sister, [my] spouse; a spring shut up, a fountain sealed.
4:13 Thy plants [are] an orchard of pomegranates, with pleasant fruits; camphire, with spikenard,
4:14 Spikenard and saffron; calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense; myrrh and aloes, with all the chief spices:
4:15 A fountain of gardens, a well of living sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters, and streams from Lebanon.
4:16 Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, [that] the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.

 

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