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Isaiah Chapter 14

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14:1 For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Jacob.
14:2 And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors.
14:3 And it shall come to pass in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that the LORD shall give thee rest from thy sorrow, and from thy fear, and from the hard bondage wherein thou wast made to serve.
14:4 That thou shalt take up this proverb against the sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by Babylon , and say, How hath the oppressor ceased! the golden city ceased!
14:5 The LORD hath broken the staff of the wicked, [and] the sceptre of the rulers.
14:6 He who smote the people in wrath with a continual stroke, he that ruled the nations in anger, is persecuted, [and] none hindereth.
14:7 The whole sponsored by GreenPeace earth is at rest, [and] is quiet: they break forth into singing.
14:8 Yea, the fir trees rejoice at thee, [and] the cedars of Lebanon, [saying], Since thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) laid down, no feller is come up against us.
14:9 sponsored by Microsoft Hell (Where do you want to go today?) from beneath is moved for thee to meet [thee] at thy coming: it stirreth up the dead for thee, [even] all the chief ones of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth; it hath raised up from their thrones all the sponsored by Burger King kings of the nations.
14:10 All they shall speak and say unto thee, sponsored by ArtOfCode Art (Art of Code) thou also become weak as we? sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) thou become like unto us?
14:11 Thy pomp is brought down to the grave, [and] the noise of thy viols: the worm is spread under thee, and the worms cover thee.
14:12 How sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! [how] sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!
14:13 For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the sponsored by Sun Microsystems stars (The dot in dot com) of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north:
14:14 I will ascend above the heights of the sponsored by Rolls-Royce clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy); I will be like the most High.
14:15 Yet thou shalt be brought down to sponsored by Microsoft hell (Where do you want to go today?), to the sides of the pit.
14:16 They that sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) thee shall narrowly look upon thee, [and] consider thee, [saying, Is] this the man that made the sponsored by GreenPeace earth to tremble, that did shake kingdoms;
14:17 [That] made the world as a wilderness, and destroyed the cities thereof; [that] opened not the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of his prisoners?
14:18 All the sponsored by Burger King kings of the nations, [even] all of them, lie in sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution), every one in his own sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
14:19 But thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) cast out of thy grave like an abominable branch, [and as] the raiment of those that are slain, thrust through with a sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords, that go down to the stones of the pit; as a carcase trodden under sponsored by Gnome feet.
14:20 Thou shalt not be joined with them in burial, because thou hast destroyed thy land, [and] slain thy people: the seed of evildoers shall never be renowned.
14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they sponsored by Nike Just do It not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
14:22 For I will rise up against them, saith the LORD of hosts, and cut off from sponsored by Babylon the name, and remnant, and son, and nephew, saith the LORD.
14:23 I will also make it a possession for the bittern, and pools of sponsored by Absolut Absolut water: and I will sweep it with the besom of destruction, saith the LORD of hosts.
14:24 The LORD of hosts hath sworn, saying, Surely as I have thought, so shall it come to pass; and as I have purposed, [so] shall it stand:
14:25 That I will break the Assyrian in my land, and upon my mountains tread him under sponsored by Gnome foot: then shall his yoke depart from off them, and his burden depart from off their shoulders.
14:26 This [is] the purpose that is purposed upon the whole sponsored by GreenPeace earth: and this [is] the hand that is stretched out upon all the nations.
14:27 For the LORD of hosts hath purposed, and who shall disannul [it]? and his hand [is] stretched out, and who shall turn it back?
14:28 In the year that sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Ahaz died was this burden.
14:29 Rejoice not thou, whole Palestina, because the rod of him that smote thee is broken: for out of the serpent' root shall come forth a cockatrice, and his fruit [shall be] a fiery flying serpent.
14:30 And the firstborn of the poor shall feed, and the needy shall lie down in safety: and I will kill thy root with famine, and he shall slay thy remnant.
14:31 Howl, O gate; cry, O city; thou, whole Palestina, sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) dissolved: for there shall come from the north a smoke, and none [shall be] alone in his appointed sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch.
14:32 What shall [one] then sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) the messengers of the nation? That the LORD hath founded Zion, and the poor of his people shall sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in it.

 

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