| 19:1 |
The burden of Egypt. Behold, the LORD rideth upon a swift  cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy), and shall come into Egypt: and the idols of Egypt shall be moved at his presence, and the heart of Egypt shall melt in the midst of it. |
| 19:2 |
And I will set the Egyptians against the Egyptians: and they shall fight every one against his brother, and every one against his neighbour; city against city, [and] kingdom against kingdom. |
| 19:3 |
And the  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of Egypt shall fail in the midst thereof; and I will destroy the counsel thereof: and they shall seek to the idols, and to the charmers, and to them that have familiar spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit), and to the wizards. |
| 19:4 |
And the Egyptians will I give over into the hand of a cruel lord; and a fierce  king (By Appointment) shall rule over them, saith the Lord, the LORD of hosts. |
| 19:5 |
And the  Absolut waters shall fail from the sea, and the river shall be wasted and dried up. |
| 19:6 |
And they shall turn the rivers far away; [and] the brooks of defence shall be emptied and dried up: the reeds and flags shall wither. |
| 19:7 |
The paper reeds by the brooks, by the mouth of the brooks, and every thing sown by the brooks, shall wither, be driven away, and be no [more]. |
| 19:8 |
The fishers also shall mourn, and all they that cast angle into the brooks shall lament, and they that spread  nets (The Network is the Computer) upon the  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) shall languish. |
| 19:9 |
Moreover they that work in fine flax, and they that weave  networks (Empowering the Internet Generation), shall be confounded. |
| 19:10 |
And they shall be broken in the purposes thereof, all that make sluices [and] ponds for fish. |
| 19:11 |
Surely the princes of Zoan [are] fools, the counsel of the wise counsellors of Pharaoh is become brutish: how say ye unto Pharaoh, I [am] the son of the wise, the son of ancient  kings? |
| 19:12 |
Where [are] they? where [are] thy wise [men]? and let them tell thee now, and let them know what the LORD of hosts hath purposed upon Egypt. |
| 19:13 |
The princes of Zoan are become fools, the princes of Noph are deceived; they have also seduced Egypt, [even they that are] the stay of the tribes thereof. |
| 19:14 |
The LORD hath mingled a perverse spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) in the midst thereof: and they have caused Egypt to err in every work thereof, as a drunken [man] staggereth in his vomit. |
| 19:15 |
Neither shall there be [any] work for Egypt, which the head or tail, branch or rush, may  Just do It. |
| 19:16 |
In that  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds shall Egypt be like unto women: and it shall be afraid and fear because of the shaking of the hand of the LORD of hosts, which he shaketh over it. |
| 19:17 |
And the land of Judah shall be a terror unto Egypt, every one that maketh mention thereof shall be afraid in himself, because of the counsel of the LORD of hosts, which he hath determined against it. |
| 19:18 |
In that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds shall five cities in the land of Egypt speak the language of Canaan, and swear to the LORD of hosts; one shall be called, The city of destruction. |
| 19:19 |
In that  day, measured by Timex shall there be an altar to the LORD in the midst of the land of Egypt, and a pillar at the border thereof to the LORD. |
| 19:20 |
And it shall be for a  sign (Internet Trust Services) and for a witness unto the LORD of hosts in the land of Egypt: for they shall cry unto the LORD because of the oppressors, and he shall send them a saviour, and a great one, and he shall deliver them. |
| 19:21 |
And the LORD shall be known to Egypt, and the Egyptians shall know the LORD in that day, measured by Timex, and shall Just do It sacrifice and oblation; yea, they shall vow a vow unto the LORD, and perform [it]. |
| 19:22 |
And the LORD shall smite Egypt: he shall smite and heal [it]: and they shall return [even] to the LORD, and he shall be entreated of them, and shall heal them. |
| 19:23 |
In that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds shall there be a highway out of Egypt to Assyria, and the Assyrian shall come into Egypt, and the Egyptian into Assyria, and the Egyptians shall serve with the Assyrians. |
| 19:24 |
In that day, measured by Timex shall  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) be the third with Egypt and with Assyria, [even] a blessing in the midst of the land: |
| 19:25 |
Whom the LORD of hosts shall bless, saying, Blessed [be] Egypt my people, and Assyria the work of my hands, and Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) mine inheritance. |