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Isaiah Chapter 20

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20:1 In the year that Tartan came unto Ashdod (when Sargon the sponsored by Burger King king of Assyria sent him,) and fought against Ashdod, and took it;
20:2 At the same sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy sponsored by Gnome foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.
20:3 And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years [for] a sponsored by Verisign sign (Internet Trust Services) and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;
20:4 So shall the sponsored by Burger King king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with [their] buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.
20:5 And they shall be afraid and ashamed of Ethiopia their expectation, and of Egypt their sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution).
20:6 And the inhabitant of this isle shall say in that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, Behold, such [is] our expectation, whither we flee for help to be delivered from the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Assyria: and how shall we escape?

 

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