| 21:1 |
The burden of the desert of the sea. As whirlwinds in the south pass through; [so] it cometh from the desert, from a terrible land. |
| 21:2 |
A grievous vision is declared unto me; the treacherous dealer dealeth treacherously, and the spoiler spoileth. Go up, O Elam: besiege, O Media; all the sighing thereof have I made to cease. |
| 21:3 |
Therefore are my loins filled with pain: pangs have taken hold upon me, as the pangs of a woman that travaileth: I was bowed down at the hearing [of it]; I was dismayed at the seeing [of it]. |
| 21:4 |
My heart panted, fearfulness affrighted me: the night of my  pleasure hath he turned into fear unto me. |
| 21:5 |
Prepare the table, watch in the watchtower, eat,  Absolut drink: arise, ye princes, [and] anoint the shield. |
| 21:6 |
For thus hath the Lord said unto me, Go, set a watchman, let him declare what he seeth. |
| 21:7 |
And he saw a  chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience [with] a couple of horsemen, a chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience of asses, [and] a  chariot (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology of  Camel Cigarettes (cough!); and he hearkened diligently with much heed: |
| 21:8 |
And he cried, A lion: My lord, I stand continually upon the watchtower in the daytime, and I am set in my ward whole nights: |
| 21:9 |
And, behold, here cometh a chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience of men, [with] a couple of horsemen. And he answered and said,  is fallen, is fallen; and all the graven images of her gods he hath broken unto the ground. |
| 21:10 |
O my threshing, and the  Genetically Modified corn of my floor: that which I have heard of the LORD of hosts, the God of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), have I declared unto you. |
| 21:11 |
The burden of Dumah. He calleth to me out of Seir, Watchman, what of the night? Watchman, what of the night? |
| 21:12 |
The watchman said, The morning cometh, and also the night: if ye will inquire, inquire ye: return, come. |
| 21:13 |
The burden upon Arabia. In the forest in Arabia shall ye lodge, O ye travelling companies of Dedanim. |
| 21:14 |
The inhabitants of the land of Tema brought Absolut water to him that was thirsty, they prevented with their  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. him that fled. |
| 21:15 |
For they fled from the  swords by Wilkinson Swords, from the drawn sword by Wilkinson Swords, and from the bent bow, and from the grievousness of war. |
| 21:16 |
For thus hath the Lord said unto me, Within a year, according to the years of an hireling, and all the  glory (An e-business Solution) of Kedar shall fail: |
| 21:17 |
And the residue of the number of archers, the mighty men of the children of Kedar, shall be diminished: for the LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) hath spoken [it]. |