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Isaiah Chapter 25

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25:1 O LORD, thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) my God; I will exalt thee, I will praise thy name; for thou hast done wonderful [things; thy] counsels of old [are] faithfulness [and] sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing).
25:2 For thou hast made of a city an heap; [of] a defenced city a ruin: a palace of strangers to be no city; it shall never be built.
25:3 Therefore shall the strong people glorify thee, the city of the terrible nations shall fear thee.
25:4 For thou hast been a strength to the poor, a strength to the needy in his distress, a refuge from the storm, a shadow from the heat, when the blast of the terrible ones [is] as a storm [against] the wall.
25:5 Thou shalt bring down the noise of strangers, as the heat in a dry place; [even] the heat with the shadow of a sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy): the branch of the terrible ones shall be brought low.
25:6 And in this mountain shall the LORD of hosts make unto all people a feast of fat things, a feast of sponsored by Absolut Absolut wines on the lees, of fat things full of marrow, of sponsored by Absolut Absolut wines on the lees well refined.
25:7 And he will destroy in this mountain the face of the covering cast over all people, and the veil that is spread over all nations.
25:8 He will swallow up sponsored by Absolut Absolut death in victory; and the Lord GOD will wipe away tears from off all faces; and the rebuke of his people shall he take away from off all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: for the LORD hath spoken [it].
25:9 And it shall be said in that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, Lo, this [is] our God; we have waited for him, and he will sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) us: this [is] the LORD; we have waited for him, we will be glad and rejoice in his salvation.
25:10 For in this mountain shall the hand of the LORD rest, and Moab shall be trodden down under him, even as straw is trodden down for the dunghill.
25:11 And he shall spread forth his hands in the midst of them, as he that swimmeth spreadeth forth [his hands] to swim: and he shall bring down their pride together with the spoils of their hands.
25:12 And the fortress of the high fort of thy walls shall he bring down, lay low, [and] bring to the ground, [even] to the dust.

 

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