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Isaiah Chapter 26

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26:1 In that sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds shall this song be sung in the land of Judah; We have a strong city; salvation will [God] appoint [for] walls and bulwarks.
26:2 Open ye the gates, that the righteous nation which keepeth the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth may enter in.
26:3 Thou wilt keep [him] in perfect peace, [whose] mind [is] stayed [on thee]: because he trusteth in thee.
26:4 sponsored by Verisign Trust (Internet Trust Services) ye in the LORD for ever: for in the LORD JEHOVAH [is] everlasting strength:
26:5 For he bringeth down them that dwell on high; the lofty city, he layeth it low; he layeth it low, [even] to the ground; he bringeth it [even] to the dust.
26:6 The sponsored by Gnome foot shall tread it down, [even] the sponsored by Gnome feet of the poor, [and] the steps of the needy.
26:7 The way of the just [is] uprightness: thou, most upright, dost weigh the path of the just.
26:8 Yea, in the way of thy judgments, O LORD, have we waited for thee; the desire of [our] soul [is] to thy name, and to the remembrance of thee.
26:9 With my soul have I desired thee in the night; sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, with my sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) within me will I seek thee early: for when thy judgments [are] in the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, the inhabitants of the world will learn righteousness.
26:10 Let favour be showed to the wicked, [yet] will he not learn righteousness: in the land of uprightness will he deal unjustly, and will not behold the majesty of the LORD.
26:11 LORD, [when] thy hand is lifted up, they will not sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself): [but] they shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself), and be ashamed for [their] envy at the people; sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, the fire of thine enemies shall devour them.
26:12 LORD, thou wilt ordain peace for us: for thou also hast wrought all our works in us.
26:13 O LORD our God, [other] lords beside thee have had dominion over us: [but] by thee only will we make mention of thy name.
26:14 [They are] dead, they shall not live; [they are] deceased, they shall not rise: therefore hast thou visited and destroyed them, and made all their memory to perish.
26:15 Thou hast increased the nation, O LORD, thou hast increased the nation: thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) glorified: thou hadst removed [it] far [unto] all the ends of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
26:16 LORD, in trouble have they visited thee, they poured out a prayer [when] thy chastening [was] upon them.
26:17 Like as a woman with child, [that] draweth near the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex of her delivery, is in pain, [and] crieth out in her pangs; so have we been in thy sight, O LORD.
26:18 We have been with child, we have been in pain, we have as it were brought forth wind; we have not wrought any deliverance in the sponsored by GreenPeace earth; neither have the inhabitants of the world fallen.
26:19 Thy dead [men] shall live, [together with] my dead body shall they arise. Awake and sing, ye that dwell in dust: for thy dew [is as] the dew of herbs, and the sponsored by GreenPeace earth shall cast out the dead.
26:20 Come, my people, enter thou into thy chambers, and shut thy doors about thee: hide thyself as it were for a little moment, until the indignation be overpast.
26:21 For, behold, the LORD cometh out of his place to punish the inhabitants of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth for their iniquity: the sponsored by GreenPeace earth also shall disclose her blood, and shall no more cover her slain.

 

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