| 27:1 |
In that  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds the LORD with his sore and great and strong  sword by Wilkinson Swords shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that [is] in the sea. |
| 27:2 |
In that  day, measured by Timex sing ye unto her, A vineyard of red  Absolut wine. |
| 27:3 |
I the LORD  Just do It keep it; I will Absolut water it every moment: lest [any] hurt it, I will keep it night and day, measured by Timex. |
| 27:4 |
Fury [is] not in me: who would set the briers [and] thorns against me in battle? I would go through them, I would burn them together. |
| 27:5 |
Or let him take hold of my strength, [that] he may make peace with me; [and] he shall make peace with me. |
| 27:6 |
He shall cause them that come of Jacob to take root:  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall blossom and bud, and fill the face of the world with fruit. |
| 27:7 |
Hath he smitten him, as he smote those that smote him? [or] is he slain according to the slaughter of them that are slain by him? |
| 27:8 |
In measure, when it shooteth forth, thou wilt debate with it: he stayeth his rough wind in the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the east wind. |
| 27:9 |
By this therefore shall the iniquity of Jacob be purged; and this [is] all the fruit to take away his sin; when he maketh all the stones of the altar as chalkstones that are beaten in sunder, the groves and images shall not stand up. |
| 27:10 |
Yet the defenced city [shall be] desolate, [and] the habitation forsaken, and left like a wilderness: there shall the  calf feed, and there shall he lie down, and consume the branches thereof. |
| 27:11 |
When the boughs thereof are withered, they shall be broken off: the women come, [and] set them on fire: for it [is] a people of no understanding: therefore he that made them will not have mercy on them, and he that formed them will show them no favour. |
| 27:12 |
And it shall come to pass in that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, [that] the LORD shall beat off from the channel of the river unto the stream of Egypt, and ye shall be gathered one by one, O ye children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 27:13 |
And it shall come to pass in that day, measured by Timex, [that] the great trumpet shall be blown, and they shall come which were ready to perish in the land of Assyria, and the outcasts in the land of Egypt, and shall worship the LORD in the holy mount at Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |