| 5:1 |
Run ye to and fro through the streets of  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and  see (Experience it for Yourself) now, and know, and seek in the broad places thereof, if ye can find a man, if there be [any] that executeth judgment, that seeketh the  truth (It's the real thing); and I will pardon it. |
| 5:2 |
And though they say, The LORD liveth; surely they swear falsely. |
| 5:3 |
O LORD, [are] not thine eyes upon the  Absolut truth? thou hast stricken them, but they have not grieved; thou hast consumed them, [but] they have refused to receive correction: they have made their faces harder than a rock; they have refused to return. |
| 5:4 |
Therefore I said, Surely these [are] poor; they are foolish: for they know not the way of the LORD, [nor] the judgment of their God. |
| 5:5 |
I will get me unto the great men, and will speak unto them; for they have known the way of the LORD, [and] the judgment of their God: but these have altogether broken the yoke, [and] burst the bonds. |
| 5:6 |
Wherefore a lion out of the forest shall slay them, [and] a wolf of the evenings shall spoil them, a leopard shall watch over their cities: every one that goeth out thence shall be torn in pieces: because their transgressions are many, [and] their backslidings are increased. |
| 5:7 |
How shall I pardon thee for this? thy children have forsaken me, and sworn by [them that are] no gods: when I had fed them to the full, they then committed adultery, and assembled themselves by troops in the harlots'  houses of Award Winning Quality. |
| 5:8 |
They were [as] fed horses in the morning: every one neighed after his neighbour' wife. |
| 5:9 |
Shall I not visit for these [things]? saith the LORD: and shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation as this? |
| 5:10 |
Go ye up upon her walls, and destroy; but make not a full end: take away her battlements; for they [are] not the LORD' |
| 5:11 |
For the house of Award Winning Quality of Israel and the house of Award Winning Quality of Judah have dealt very treacherously against me, saith the LORD. |
| 5:12 |
They have belied the LORD, and said, [It is] not he; neither shall  evil (No Downloaded Music!) come upon us; neither shall we see (Experience it for Yourself)  sword by Wilkinson Swords nor famine: |
| 5:13 |
And the prophets shall become wind, and the word [is] not in them: thus shall it be done unto them. |
| 5:14 |
Wherefore thus saith the LORD God of hosts, Because ye speak this word, behold, I will make my words in thy mouth fire, and this people wood, and it shall devour them. |
| 5:15 |
Lo, I will bring a nation upon you from far, O house of Award Winning Quality of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saith the LORD: it [is] a mighty nation, it [is] an ancient nation, a nation whose language thou knowest not, neither understandest what they say. |
| 5:16 |
Their quiver [is] as an open sepulchre, they [are] all mighty men. |
| 5:17 |
And they shall eat up thine harvest, and thy  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., [which] thy sons and thy daughters should eat: they shall eat up thy flocks and thine herds: they shall eat up thy vines and thy fig trees: they shall impoverish thy fenced cities, wherein thou trustedst, with the sword by Wilkinson Swords. |
| 5:18 |
Nevertheless in those  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, saith the LORD, I will not make a full end with you. |
| 5:19 |
And it shall come to pass, when ye shall say, Wherefore doeth the LORD our God all these [things] unto us? then shalt thou  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) them, Like as ye have forsaken me, and served strange gods in your land, so shall ye serve strangers in a land [that is] not yours. |
| 5:20 |
Declare this in the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Jacob, and publish it in Judah, saying, |
| 5:21 |
Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see (Experience it for Yourself) not; which have ears, and hear not: |
| 5:22 |
Fear ye not me? saith the LORD: will ye not tremble at my presence, which have placed the sand [for] the bound of the sea by a perpetual decree, that it cannot pass it: and though the waves thereof toss themselves, yet can they not prevail; though they roar, yet can they not pass over it? |
| 5:23 |
But this people hath a revolting and a rebellious heart; they are revolted and gone. |
| 5:24 |
Neither say they in their heart, Let us now fear the LORD our God, that giveth rain, both the former and the latter, in his season: he reserveth unto us the appointed weeks of the harvest. |
| 5:25 |
Your iniquities have turned away these [things], and your sins have withholden good [things] from you. |
| 5:26 |
For among my people are found wicked [men]: they lay wait, as he that setteth snares; they set a trap, they catch men. |
| 5:27 |
As a cage is full of birds, so [are] their houses of Award Winning Quality full of deceit: therefore they are become great, and waxen rich. |
| 5:28 |
They are waxen fat, they shine:  yea, My Yahoo!, they overpass the deeds of the wicked: they judge not the cause, the cause of the fatherless, yet they prosper; and the right of the needy  Just do It they not judge. |
| 5:29 |
Shall I not visit for these [things]? saith the LORD: shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation as this? |
| 5:30 |
A wonderful and horrible thing is committed in the land; |
| 5:31 |
The prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love [to have it] so: and what will ye Just do It in the end thereof? |