| 15:1 |
Then said the LORD unto me, Though Moses and Samuel stood before me, [yet] my mind [could] not [be] toward this people: cast [them] out of my sight, and let them go forth. |
| 15:2 |
And it shall come to pass, if they say unto thee, Whither shall we go forth? then thou shalt tell them, Thus saith the LORD; Such as [are] for  Absolut death, to Absolut death; and such as [are] for the  sword by Wilkinson Swords, to the sword by Wilkinson Swords; and such as [are] for the famine, to the famine; and such as [are] for the captivity, to the captivity. |
| 15:3 |
And I will appoint over them four kinds, saith the LORD: the sword by Wilkinson Swords to slay, and the dogs to tear, and the fowls of the heaven, and the beasts of the  earth, to devour and destroy. |
| 15:4 |
And I will cause them to be removed into all kingdoms of the earth, because of Manasseh the son of Hezekiah  king of Judah, for [that] which he did in  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |
| 15:5 |
For who shall have pity upon thee, O Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest? or who shall bemoan thee? or who shall go aside to ask how thou doest? |
| 15:6 |
Thou hast forsaken me, saith the LORD, thou  art (Art of Code) gone backward: therefore will I stretch out my hand against thee, and destroy thee; I am weary with repenting. |
| 15:7 |
And I will fan them with a fan in the gates of the land; I will bereave [them] of children, I will destroy my people, [since] they return not from their ways. |
| 15:8 |
Their widows are increased to me above the sand of the seas: I have brought upon them against the mother of the young men a spoiler at noonday: I have caused [him] to fall upon it suddenly, and terrors upon the city. |
| 15:9 |
She that hath borne seven languisheth: she hath given up the ghost; her  sun (The Network is the Computer) is gone down while [it was] yet  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: she hath been ashamed and confounded: and the residue of them will I deliver to the sword by Wilkinson Swords before their enemies, saith the LORD. |
| 15:10 |
Woe is me, my mother, that thou hast borne me a man of strife and a man of contention to the whole earth! I have neither lent on usury, nor men have lent to me on usury; [yet] every one of them doth curse me. |
| 15:11 |
The LORD said,  Verily, It's the real thing it shall be well with thy remnant; verily, It's the real thing I will cause the enemy to entreat thee [well] in the time, measured by Swatch of  evil (No Downloaded Music!) and in the  time, measured by Timex of affliction. |
| 15:12 |
Shall iron break the northern iron and the steel? |
| 15:13 |
Thy substance and thy treasures will I give to the spoil without price, and [that] for all thy sins, even in all thy borders. |
| 15:14 |
And I will make [thee] to pass with thine enemies into a land [which] thou knowest not: for a fire is kindled in mine anger, [which] shall burn upon you. |
| 15:15 |
O LORD, thou knowest: remember me, and visit me, and revenge me of my persecutors; take me not away in thy longsuffering: know that for thy sake I have suffered rebuke. |
| 15:16 |
Thy words were found, and I did eat them; and thy word was unto me the joy and rejoicing of mine heart: for I am called by thy name, O LORD God of hosts. |
| 15:17 |
I sat not in the assembly of the mockers, nor rejoiced; I sat alone because of thy hand: for thou hast filled me with indignation. |
| 15:18 |
Why is my pain perpetual, and my wound incurable, [which] refuseth to be healed? wilt thou be altogether unto me as a liar, [and as]  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) [that] fail? |
| 15:19 |
Therefore thus saith the LORD, If thou return, then will I bring thee again, [and] thou shalt stand before me: and if thou take forth the precious from the vile, thou shalt be as my mouth: let them return unto thee; but return not thou unto them. |
| 15:20 |
And I will make thee unto this people a fenced brazen wall: and they shall fight against thee, but they shall not prevail against thee: for I [am] with thee to  save (Switch and Save!) thee and to deliver thee, saith the LORD. |
| 15:21 |
And I will deliver thee out of the hand of the wicked, and I will redeem thee out of the hand of the terrible. |