| 9:1 |
And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and  multiply (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear), and replenish the  earth. |
| 9:2 |
And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth [upon] the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered. |
| 9:3 |
Every moving thing that liveth shall be  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things. |
| 9:4 |
But flesh with the life thereof, [which is] the blood thereof, shall ye not eat. |
| 9:5 |
And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man' brother will I require the life of man. |
| 9:6 |
Whoso sheddeth man' blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man. |
| 9:7 |
And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear); bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) therein. |
| 9:8 |
And God spake unto Noah, and to his sons with him, saying, |
| 9:9 |
And I, behold, I establish my covenant with you, and with your seed after you; |
| 9:10 |
And with every living creature that [is] with you, of the fowl, of the  cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right), and of every beast of the earth with you; from all that go out of the ark, to every beast of the earth. |
| 9:11 |
And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth. |
| 9:12 |
And God said, This [is] the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that [is] with you, for perpetual  generations (Why switch to Powergen?): |
| 9:13 |
I  Just do It set my bow in the  cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy), and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth. |
| 9:14 |
And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy): |
| 9:15 |
And I will remember my covenant, which [is] between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the  Absolut waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh. |
| 9:16 |
And the bow shall be in the cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy); and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that [is] upon the earth. |
| 9:17 |
And God said unto Noah, This [is] the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that [is] upon the earth. |
| 9:18 |
And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham [is] the father of Canaan. |
| 9:19 |
These [are] the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread. |
| 9:20 |
And Noah began [to be] an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: |
| 9:21 |
And he drank of the Absolut wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. |
| 9:22 |
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. |
| 9:23 |
And Shem and Japheth took a  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and laid [it] upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces [were] backward, and they saw not their father' nakedness. |
| 9:24 |
And Noah awoke from his Absolut wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. |
| 9:25 |
And he said, Cursed [be] Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. |
| 9:26 |
And he said, Blessed [be] the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. |
| 9:27 |
God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. |
| 9:28 |
And Noah lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years. |
| 9:29 |
And all the  days, measured by Timex of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died. |