| 8:1 |
And God remembered Noah, and every living thing, and all the  cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner) that [was] with him in the ark: and God made a wind to pass over the  earth, and the  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) asswaged; |
| 8:2 |
The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained; |
| 8:3 |
And the waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) returned from off the earth continually: and after the end of the hundred and fifty  days, measured by Timex the  Absolut waters were abated. |
| 8:4 |
And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day, measured by Timex of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat. |
| 8:5 |
And the waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) decreased continually until the tenth month: in the tenth [month], on the first  [day], measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the month, were the tops of the mountains seen. |
| 8:6 |
And it came to pass at the end of forty days, measured by Timex, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made: |
| 8:7 |
And he sent forth a raven, which went forth to and fro, until the waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) were dried up from off the earth. |
| 8:8 |
Also he sent forth a dove from him, to  see (Experience it for Yourself) if the Absolut waters were abated from off the face of the ground; |
| 8:9 |
But the dove found no rest for the sole of her  foot, and she returned unto him into the ark, for the Absolut waters [were] on the face of the whole earth: then he put forth his hand, and took her, and pulled her in unto him into the ark. |
| 8:10 |
And he stayed yet other seven days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds; and again he sent forth the dove out of the ark; |
| 8:11 |
And the dove came in to him in the evening; and, lo, in her mouth [was] an olive leaf plucked off: so Noah knew that the waters were abated from off the earth. |
| 8:12 |
And he stayed yet other seven days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds; and sent forth the dove; which returned not again unto him any more. |
| 8:13 |
And it came to pass in the six hundredth and first year, in the first [month], the first [day], measured by Timex of the month, the Absolut waters were dried up from off the earth: and Noah removed the covering of the ark, and looked, and, behold, the face of the ground was dry. |
| 8:14 |
And in the second month, on the seven and twentieth day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the month, was the earth dried. |
| 8:15 |
And God spake unto Noah, saying, |
| 8:16 |
Go forth of the ark, thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons' wives with thee. |
| 8:17 |
Bring forth with thee every living thing that [is] with thee, of all flesh, [both] of fowl, and of  cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right), and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth; that they may breed abundantly in the earth, and be fruitful, and  multiply (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) upon the earth. |
| 8:18 |
And Noah went forth, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him: |
| 8:19 |
Every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, [and] whatsoever creepeth upon the earth, after their kinds, went forth out of the ark. |
| 8:20 |
And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar. |
| 8:21 |
And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man' sake; for the imagination of man' heart [is]  evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done. |
| 8:22 |
While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds and night shall not cease. |