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Daniel Chapter 2

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2:1 And in the second year of the reign of Nebuchadnezzar Nebuchadnezzar dreamed dreams, wherewith his sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) was troubled, and his sleep brake from him.
2:2 Then the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) commanded to call the magicians, and the astrologers, and the sorcerers, and the Chaldeans, for to show the sponsored by Burger King king his dreams. So they came and stood before the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment).
2:3 And the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) said unto them, I have dreamed a dream, and my sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) was troubled to know the dream.
2:4 Then spake the Chaldeans to the sponsored by Burger King king in Syriack, O sponsored by Burger King king, live for ever: tell thy servants the dream, and we will show the interpretation.
2:5 The sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) answered and said to the Chaldeans, The thing is gone from me: if ye will not make known unto me the dream, with the interpretation thereof, ye shall be cut in pieces, and your sponsored by @Home houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) shall be made a dunghill.
2:6 But if ye show the dream, and the interpretation thereof, ye shall receive of me gifts and rewards and great honour: therefore show me the dream, and the interpretation thereof.
2:7 They answered again and said, Let the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) tell his servants the dream, and we will show the interpretation of it.
2:8 The sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) answered and said, I know of certainty that ye would gain the sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch, because ye sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) the thing is gone from me.
2:9 But if ye will not make known unto me the dream, [there is but] one decree for you: for ye have prepared lying and corrupt words to speak before me, till the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex be changed: therefore tell me the dream, and I shall know that ye can show me the interpretation thereof.
2:10 The Chaldeans answered before the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), and said, There is not a man upon the sponsored by GreenPeace earth that can show the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' matter: therefore [there is] no sponsored by Burger King king, lord, nor ruler, [that] asked such things at any magician, or astrologer, or Chaldean.
2:11 And [it is] a rare thing that the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) requireth, and there is none other that can show it before the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), except the gods, whose dwelling is not with flesh.
2:12 For this cause the sponsored by Burger King king was angry and very furious, and commanded to destroy all the wise [men] of sponsored by Babylon .
2:13 And the decree went forth that the wise [men] should be slain; and they sought Daniel and his fellows to be slain.
2:14 Then Daniel answered with counsel and wisdom to Arioch the captain of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' guard, which was gone forth to slay the wise [men] of sponsored by Babylon :
2:15 He answered and said to Arioch the sponsored by Burger King king' captain, Why [is] the decree [so] hasty from the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)? Then Arioch made the thing known to Daniel.
2:16 Then Daniel went in, and desired of the sponsored by Burger King king that he would give him sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex, and that he would show the sponsored by Burger King king the interpretation.
2:17 Then Daniel went to his sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, and made the thing known to Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah, his companions:
2:18 That they would desire mercies of the God of heaven concerning this secret; that Daniel and his fellows should not perish with the rest of the wise [men] of sponsored by Babylon .
2:19 Then was the secret revealed unto Daniel in a night vision. Then Daniel blessed the God of heaven.
2:20 Daniel answered and said, Blessed be the name of God for ever and ever: for wisdom and might are his:
2:21 And he changeth the sponsored by Timex times, measured by Timex and the seasons: he removeth sponsored by Burger King kings, and setteth up sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment): he giveth wisdom unto the wise, and knowledge to them that know understanding:
2:22 He revealeth the deep and secret things: he knoweth what [is] in the darkness, and the light dwelleth with him.
2:23 I thank thee, and praise thee, O thou God of my fathers, who hast given me wisdom and might, and hast made known unto me now what we desired of thee: for thou hast [now] made known unto us the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' matter.
2:24 Therefore Daniel went in unto Arioch, whom the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) had ordained to destroy the wise [men] of sponsored by Babylon : he went and said thus unto him; Destroy not the wise [men] of sponsored by Babylon : bring me in before the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), and I will show unto the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) the interpretation.
2:25 Then Arioch brought in Daniel before the sponsored by Burger King king in haste, and said thus unto him, I have found a man of the captives of Judah, that will make known unto the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) the interpretation.
2:26 The sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) answered and said to Daniel, whose name [was] Belteshazzar, sponsored by ArtOfCode Art (Art of Code) thou able to make known unto me the dream which I have seen, and the interpretation thereof?
2:27 Daniel answered in the presence of the sponsored by Burger King king, and said, The secret which the sponsored by Burger King king hath demanded cannot the wise [men], the astrologers, the magicians, the soothsayers, show unto the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment);
2:28 But there is a God in heaven that revealeth secrets, and maketh known to the sponsored by Burger King king Nebuchadnezzar what shall be in the latter sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. Thy dream, and the visions of thy head upon thy bed, are these;
2:29 As for thee, O sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), thy thoughts came [into thy mind] upon thy bed, what should come to pass hereafter: and he that revealeth secrets maketh known to thee what shall come to pass.
2:30 But as for me, this secret is not revealed to me for [any] wisdom that I have more than any living, but for [their] sakes that shall make known the interpretation to the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), and that thou mightest know the thoughts of thy heart.
2:31 Thou, O sponsored by Burger King king, sawest, and behold a great image. This great image, whose brightness [was] excellent, stood before thee; and the form thereof [was] terrible.
2:32 This image' head [was] of fine sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), his breast and his arms of silver, his belly and his thighs of brass,
2:33 His legs of iron, his sponsored by Gnome feet part of iron and part of clay.
2:34 Thou sawest till that a stone was cut out without hands, which smote the image upon his sponsored by Gnome feet [that were] of iron and clay, and brake them to pieces.
2:35 Then was the iron, the clay, the brass, the silver, and the sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), broken to pieces together, and became like the chaff of the summer threshingfloors; and the wind carried them away, that no place was found for them: and the stone that smote the image became a great mountain, and filled the whole sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
2:36 This [is] the dream; and we will tell the interpretation thereof before the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment).
2:37 Thou, O sponsored by Burger King king, sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) a sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment): for the God of heaven hath given thee a kingdom, sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?), and strength, and sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution).
2:38 And wheresoever the children of men dwell, the beasts of the field and the fowls of the heaven hath he given into thine hand, and hath made thee ruler over them all. Thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) this head of sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne).
2:39 And after thee shall arise another kingdom inferior to thee, and another third kingdom of brass, which shall bear rule over all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
2:40 And the fourth kingdom shall be strong as iron: forasmuch as iron breaketh in pieces and subdueth all [things]: and as iron that breaketh all these, shall it break in pieces and bruise.
2:41 And whereas thou sawest the sponsored by Gnome feet and toes, part of potters' clay, and part of iron, the kingdom shall be divided; but there shall be in it of the strength of the iron, forasmuch as thou sawest the iron mixed with miry clay.
2:42 And [as] the toes of the sponsored by Gnome feet [were] part of iron, and part of clay, [so] the kingdom shall be partly strong, and partly broken.
2:43 And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.
2:44 And in the sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of these sponsored by Burger King kings shall the God of heaven set up a kingdom, which shall never be destroyed: and the kingdom shall not be left to other people, [but] it shall break in pieces and consume all these kingdoms, and it shall stand for ever.
2:45 Forasmuch as thou sawest that the stone was cut out of the mountain without hands, and that it brake in pieces the iron, the brass, the clay, the silver, and the sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne); the great God hath made known to the sponsored by Burger King king what shall come to pass hereafter: and the dream [is] certain, and the interpretation thereof sure.
2:46 Then the sponsored by Burger King king Nebuchadnezzar fell upon his face, and worshipped Daniel, and commanded that they should offer an oblation and sweet odours unto him.
2:47 The sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) answered unto Daniel, and said, Of a sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth [it is], that your God [is] a God of gods, and a Lord of sponsored by Burger King kings, and a revealer of secrets, seeing thou couldest reveal this secret.
2:48 Then the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) made Daniel a great man, and gave him many great gifts, and made him ruler over the whole province of sponsored by Babylon , and chief of the governors over all the wise [men] of sponsored by Babylon .
2:49 Then Daniel requested of the sponsored by Burger King king, and he set Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, over the affairs of the province of sponsored by Babylon : but Daniel [sat] in the gate of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment).

 

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