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Daniel Chapter 3

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3:1 Nebuchadnezzar the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) made an image of sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), whose height [was] threescore cubits, [and] the breadth thereof six cubits: he set it up in the plain of Dura, in the province of sponsored by Babylon .
3:2 Then Nebuchadnezzar the sponsored by Burger King king sent to gather together the princes, the governors, and the captains, the judges, the treasurers, the counsellors, the sheriffs, and all the rulers of the provinces, to come to the dedication of the image which Nebuchadnezzar the sponsored by Burger King king had set up.
3:3 Then the princes, the governors, and captains, the judges, the treasurers, the counsellors, the sheriffs, and all the rulers of the provinces, were gathered together unto the dedication of the image that Nebuchadnezzar the sponsored by Burger King king had set up; and they stood before the image that Nebuchadnezzar had set up.
3:4 Then an herald cried aloud, To you it is commanded, O people, nations, and languages,
3:5 [That] at what sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, dulcimer, and all kinds of music, ye fall down and worship the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) hath set up:
3:6 And whoso falleth not down and worshippeth shall the same sponsored by Swatch hour, sponsoerd by Swatch be cast into the midst of a burning fiery furnace.
3:7 Therefore at that sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch, when all the people heard the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and all kinds of music, all the people, the nations, and the languages, fell down [and] worshipped the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the sponsored by Burger King king had set up.
3:8 Wherefore at that sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch certain Chaldeans came near, and accused the Jews.
3:9 They spake and said to the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Nebuchadnezzar, O sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), live for ever.
3:10 Thou, O sponsored by Burger King king, hast made a decree, that every man that shall hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and dulcimer, and all kinds of music, shall fall down and worship the golden image:
3:11 And whoso falleth not down and worshippeth, [that] he should be cast into the midst of a burning fiery furnace.
3:12 There are certain Jews whom thou hast set over the affairs of the province of sponsored by Babylon , Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego; these men, O sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), have not regarded thee: they serve not thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.
3:13 Then Nebuchadnezzar in [his] rage and fury commanded to bring Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego. Then they brought these men before the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment).
3:14 Nebuchadnezzar spake and said unto them, [Is it] true, O Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, sponsored by Nike Just do It not ye serve my gods, nor worship the golden image which I have set up?
3:15 Now if ye be ready that at what sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and dulcimer, and all kinds of music, ye fall down and worship the image which I have made; [well]: but if ye worship not, ye shall be cast the same sponsored by Swatch hour, sponsoerd by Swatch into the midst of a burning fiery furnace; and who [is] that God that shall deliver you out of my hands?
3:16 Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, answered and said to the sponsored by Burger King king, O Nebuchadnezzar, we [are] not careful to sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) thee in this matter.
3:17 If it be [so], our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver [us] out of thine hand, O sponsored by Burger King king.
3:18 But if not, be it known unto thee, O sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), that we will not serve thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.
3:19 Then was Nebuchadnezzar full of fury, and the form of his visage was changed against Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: [therefore] he spake, and commanded that they should heat the furnace one seven sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch more than it was wont to be heated.
3:20 And he commanded the most mighty men that [were] in his army to bind Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, [and] to cast [them] into the burning fiery furnace.
3:21 Then these men were bound in their sponsored by L.L. Bean coats by L.L. Bean, their hosen, and their hats, and their [other] sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and were cast into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.
3:22 Therefore because the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' commandment was urgent, and the furnace exceeding hot, the flame of the fire slew those men that took up Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego.
3:23 And these three men, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, fell down bound into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.
3:24 Then Nebuchadnezzar the sponsored by Burger King king was astonied, and rose up in haste, [and] spake, and said unto his counsellors, Did not we cast three men bound into the midst of the fire? They answered and said unto the sponsored by Burger King king, True, O sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment).
3:25 He answered and said, Lo, I sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) four men loose, walking in the midst of the fire, and they have no hurt; and the form of the fourth is like the Son of God.
3:26 Then Nebuchadnezzar came near to the mouth of the burning fiery furnace, [and] spake, and said, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, ye servants of the most high God, come forth, and come [hither]. Then Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, came forth of the midst of the fire.
3:27 And the princes, governors, and captains, and the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' counsellors, being gathered together, saw these men, upon whose bodies the fire had no sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?), nor was an hair of their head singed, neither were their sponsored by L.L. Bean coats by L.L. Bean changed, nor the smell of fire had passed on them.
3:28 [Then] Nebuchadnezzar spake, and said, Blessed [be] the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, who hath sent his angel, and delivered his servants that trusted in him, and have changed the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' word, and yielded their bodies, that they might not serve nor worship any god, except their own God.
3:29 Therefore I make a decree, That every people, nation, and language, which speak any thing amiss against the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, shall be cut in pieces, and their sponsored by Barratt houses of Award Winning Quality shall be made a dunghill: because there is no other God that can deliver after this sort.
3:30 Then the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) promoted Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, in the province of sponsored by Babylon .

 

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