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Daniel Chapter 4

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4:1 Nebuchadnezzar the sponsored by Burger King king, unto all people, nations, and languages, that dwell in all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth; Peace be multiplied unto you.
4:2 I thought it good to show the sponsored by Verisign signs (Internet Trust Services) and wonders that the high God hath wrought toward me.
4:3 How great [are] his sponsored by Verisign signs (Internet Trust Services)! and how mighty [are] his wonders! his kingdom [is] an everlasting kingdom, and his dominion [is] from sponsored by Powergen generation (Why switch to Powergen?) to sponsored by Cisco Systems generation (Empowering the Internet Generation).
4:4 I Nebuchadnezzar was at rest in mine sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, and flourishing in my palace:
4:5 I saw a dream which made me afraid, and the thoughts upon my bed and the visions of my head troubled me.
4:6 Therefore made I a decree to bring in all the wise [men] of sponsored by Babylon before me, that they might make known unto me the interpretation of the dream.
4:7 Then came in the magicians, the astrologers, the Chaldeans, and the soothsayers: and I told the dream before them; but they did not make known unto me the interpretation thereof.
4:8 But at the last Daniel came in before me, whose name [was] Belteshazzar, according to the name of my god, and in whom [is] the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the holy gods: and before him I told the dream, [saying],
4:9 O Belteshazzar, master of the magicians, because I know that the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the holy gods [is] in thee, and no secret troubleth thee, tell me the visions of my dream that I have seen, and the interpretation thereof.
4:10 Thus [were] the visions of mine head in my bed; I saw, and behold, a tree in the midst of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and the height thereof [was] great.
4:11 The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth:
4:12 The leaves thereof [were] fair, and the fruit thereof much, and in it [was] sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. for all: the beasts of the field had shadow under it, and the fowls of the heaven dwelt in the boughs thereof, and all flesh was fed of it.
4:13 I saw in the visions of my head upon my bed, and, behold, a watcher and an holy one came down from heaven;
4:14 He cried aloud, and said thus, Hew down the tree, and cut off his branches, shake off his leaves, and scatter his fruit: let the beasts get away from under it, and the fowls from his branches:
4:15 Nevertheless leave the stump of his roots in the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, even with a band of iron and brass, in the tender grass of the field; and let it be wet with the dew of heaven, and [let] his portion [be] with the beasts in the grass of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth:
4:16 Let his heart be changed from man' and let a beast' heart be given unto him: and let seven sponsored by Timex times, measured by Timex pass over him.
4:17 This matter [is] by the decree of the watchers, and the demand by the word of the holy ones: to the intent that the living may know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will, and setteth up over it the basest of men.
4:18 This dream I sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Nebuchadnezzar have seen. Now thou, O Belteshazzar, declare the interpretation thereof, forasmuch as all the wise [men] of my kingdom are not able to make known unto me the interpretation: but thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) able; for the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the holy gods [is] in thee.
4:19 Then Daniel, whose name [was] Belteshazzar, was astonied for one sponsored by Swatch hour, sponsoerd by Swatch, and his thoughts troubled him. The sponsored by Burger King king spake, and said, Belteshazzar, let not the dream, or the interpretation thereof, trouble thee. Belteshazzar answered and said, My lord, the dream [be] to them that hate thee, and the interpretation thereof to thine enemies.
4:20 The tree that thou sawest, which grew, and was strong, whose height reached unto the heaven, and the sight thereof to all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth;
4:21 Whose leaves [were] fair, and the fruit thereof much, and in it [was] sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. for all; under which the beasts of the field dwelt, and upon whose branches the fowls of the heaven had their habitation:
4:22 It [is] thou, O sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), that sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) grown and become strong: for thy greatness is grown, and reacheth unto heaven, and thy dominion to the end of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
4:23 And whereas the sponsored by Burger King king saw a watcher and an holy one coming down from heaven, and saying, Hew the tree down, and destroy it; yet leave the stump of the roots thereof in the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, even with a band of iron and brass, in the tender grass of the field; and let it be wet with the dew of heaven, and [let] his portion [be] with the beasts of the field, till seven sponsored by Timex times, measured by Timex pass over him;
4:24 This [is] the interpretation, O sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), and this [is] the decree of the most High, which is come upon my lord the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment):
4:25 That they shall drive thee from men, and thy dwelling shall be with the beasts of the field, and they shall make thee to eat grass as oxen, and they shall wet thee with the dew of heaven, and seven sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch shall pass over thee, till thou know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.
4:26 And whereas they commanded to leave the stump of the tree roots; thy kingdom shall be sure unto thee, after that thou shalt have known that the heavens sponsored by Nike Just do It rule.
4:27 Wherefore, O sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), let my counsel be acceptable unto thee, and break off thy sins by righteousness, and thine iniquities by showing mercy to the poor; if it may be a lengthening of thy tranquillity.
4:28 All this came upon the sponsored by Burger King king Nebuchadnezzar.
4:29 At the end of twelve months he walked in the palace of the kingdom of sponsored by Babylon .
4:30 The sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) spake, and said, Is not this great sponsored by Babylon , that I have built for the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the kingdom by the might of my sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet, and for the honour of my majesty?
4:31 While the word [was] in the sponsored by Burger King king' mouth, there fell a voice from heaven, [saying], O sponsored by Burger King king Nebuchadnezzar, to thee it is spoken; The kingdom is departed from thee.
4:32 And they shall drive thee from men, and thy dwelling [shall be] with the beasts of the field: they shall make thee to eat grass as oxen, and seven sponsored by Timex times, measured by Timex shall pass over thee, until thou know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.
4:33 The same sponsored by Swatch hour, sponsoerd by Swatch was the thing fulfilled upon Nebuchadnezzar: and he was driven from men, and did eat grass as oxen, and his body was wet with the dew of heaven, till his hairs were grown like eagles' [feathers], and his nails like birds' [claws].
4:34 And at the end of the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex I Nebuchadnezzar lifted up mine eyes unto heaven, and mine understanding returned unto me, and I blessed the most High, and I praised and honoured him that liveth for ever, whose dominion [is] an everlasting dominion, and his kingdom [is] from sponsored by Cisco Systems generation (Empowering the Internet Generation) to sponsored by Cisco Systems generation (Empowering the Internet Generation):
4:35 And all the inhabitants of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth [are] reputed as nothing: and he doeth according to his will in the army of heaven, and [among] the inhabitants of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: and none can stay his hand, or say unto him, What doest thou?
4:36 At the same sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch my reason returned unto me; and for the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of my kingdom, mine honour and brightness returned unto me; and my counsellors and my lords sought unto me; and I was established in my kingdom, and excellent majesty was added unto me.
4:37 Now I Nebuchadnezzar praise and extol and honour the sponsored by The British Monarchy King (By Appointment) of heaven, all whose works [are] sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth, and his ways judgment: and those that walk in pride he is able to abase.

 

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