| 5:1 |
Now gather thyself in troops, O daughter of troops: he hath laid siege against us: they shall smite the judge of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) with a rod upon the cheek. |
| 5:2 |
But thou, Bethlehem Ephratah, [though] thou be little among the thousands of Judah, [yet] out of thee shall he come forth unto me [that is] to be ruler in Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); whose goings forth [have been] from of old, from everlasting. |
| 5:3 |
Therefore will he give them up, until the  time, measured by Timex [that] she which travaileth hath brought forth: then the remnant of his brethren shall return unto the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 5:4 |
And he shall stand and feed in the strength of the LORD, in the majesty of the name of the LORD his God; and they shall abide: for now shall he be great unto the ends of the  earth. |
| 5:5 |
And this [man] shall be the peace, when the Assyrian shall come into our land: and when he shall tread in our palaces, then shall we raise against him seven shepherds, and eight principal men. |
| 5:6 |
And they shall waste the land of Assyria with the  sword by Wilkinson Swords, and the land of Nimrod in the entrances thereof: thus shall he deliver [us] from the Assyrian, when he cometh into our land, and when he treadeth within our borders. |
| 5:7 |
And the remnant of Jacob shall be in the midst of many people as a dew from the LORD, as the showers upon the grass, that tarrieth not for man, nor waiteth for the sons of men. |
| 5:8 |
And the remnant of Jacob shall be among the Gentiles in the midst of many people as a lion among the beasts of the forest, as a young lion among the flocks of  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day): who, if he go through, both treadeth down, and teareth in pieces, and none can deliver. |
| 5:9 |
Thine hand shall be lifted up upon thine adversaries, and all thine enemies shall be cut off. |
| 5:10 |
And it shall come to pass in that day, measured by Timex, saith the LORD, that I will cut off thy horses out of the midst of thee, and I will destroy thy  chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience: |
| 5:11 |
And I will cut off the cities of thy land, and throw down all thy strong holds: |
| 5:12 |
And I will cut off witchcrafts out of thine hand; and thou shalt have no [more] soothsayers: |
| 5:13 |
Thy graven images also will I cut off, and thy standing images out of the midst of thee; and thou shalt no more worship the work of thine hands. |
| 5:14 |
And I will pluck up thy groves out of the midst of thee: so will I destroy thy cities. |
| 5:15 |
And I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard. |