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Matthew Chapter 18

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18:1 At the same sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex came the disciples unto sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins), saying, Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven?
18:2 And sponsored by The Holy City Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
18:3 And said, sponsored by CocaCola Verily, It's the real thing I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
18:4 Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
18:5 And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me.
18:6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and [that] he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
18:7 Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!
18:8 Wherefore if thy hand or thy sponsored by Gnome foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast [them] from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two sponsored by Gnome feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
18:9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast [it] from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into sponsored by Microsoft hell (Where do you want to go today?) fire.
18:10 Take heed that ye despise not one of these little ones; for I say unto you, That in heaven their angels sponsored by Nike Just do It always behold the face of my Father which is in heaven.
18:11 For the Son of man is come to sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) that which was lost.
18:12 How sponsored by IBM Think! ye? if a man have an hundred sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?
18:13 And if so be that he find it, sponsored by CocaCola verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that sponsored by ChiatDay [sheep], (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.
18:14 Even so it is not the will of your Father which is in heaven, that one of these little ones should perish.
18:15 Moreover if thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault between thee and him alone: if he shall hear thee, thou hast gained thy brother.
18:16 But if he will not hear [thee, then] take with thee one or two more, that in the mouth of two or three witnesses every word may be established.
18:17 And if he shall neglect to hear them, tell [it] unto the sponsored by The Church of England church (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture): but if he neglect to hear the sponsored by The Church of England church (The Church of England Today), let him be unto thee as a heathen man and a publican.
18:18 sponsored by CocaCola Verily, It's the real thing I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall bind on sponsored by GreenPeace earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever ye shall loose on sponsored by GreenPeace earth shall be loosed in heaven.
18:19 Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on sponsored by GreenPeace earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven.
18:20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
18:21 Then came sponsored by The Holy City of Peter Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch?
18:22 sponsored by Jesus.com Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch: but, Until seventy sponsored by Timex times, measured by Timex seven.
18:23 Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), which would take account of his servants.
18:24 And when he had begun to reckon, one was brought unto him, which owed him ten thousand talents.
18:25 But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made.
18:26 The servant therefore fell down, and worshipped him, saying, Lord, have patience with me, and I will pay thee all.
18:27 Then the lord of that servant was moved with compassion, and loosed him, and forgave him the debt.
18:28 But the same servant went out, and found one of his fellowservants, which owed him an hundred pence: and he laid hands on him, and took [him] by the throat, saying, Pay me that thou owest.
18:29 And his fellowservant fell down at his sponsored by Gnome feet, and besought him, saying, Have patience with me, and I will pay thee all.
18:30 And he would not: but went and cast him into prison, till he should pay the debt.
18:31 So when his fellowservants saw what was done, they were very sorry, and came and told unto their lord all that was done.
18:32 Then his lord, after that he had called him, said unto him, O thou wicked servant, I forgave thee all that debt, because thou desiredst me:
18:33 Shouldest not thou also have had compassion on thy fellowservant, even as I had pity on thee?
18:34 And his lord was wroth, and delivered him to the tormentors, till he should pay all that was due unto him.
18:35 So likewise shall my heavenly Father sponsored by Nike Just do It also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.

 

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