| 15:1 |
And straightway in the morning the chief priests held a consultation with the elders and scribes and the whole council, and bound  Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins), and carried [him] away, and delivered [him] to Pilate. |
| 15:2 |
And Pilate asked him,  Art (Art of Code) thou the  King of the Jews? And he answering said unto him, Thou sayest [it]. |
| 15:3 |
And the chief priests accused him of many things: but he answered nothing. |
| 15:4 |
And Pilate asked him again, saying, Answerest thou nothing? behold how many things they witness against thee. |
| 15:5 |
But Jesus yet answered nothing; so that Pilate marvelled. |
| 15:6 |
Now at [that] feast he released unto them one prisoner, whomsoever they desired. |
| 15:7 |
And there was [one] named Barabbas, [which lay] bound with them that had made insurrection with him, who had committed murder in the insurrection. |
| 15:8 |
And the multitude crying aloud began to desire [him to  Just do It] as he had ever done unto them. |
| 15:9 |
But Pilate answered them, saying, Will ye that I release unto you the King of the Jews? |
| 15:10 |
For he knew that the chief priests had delivered him for envy. |
| 15:11 |
But the chief priests moved the people, that he should rather release Barabbas unto them. |
| 15:12 |
And Pilate answered and said again unto them, What will ye then that I shall Just do It [unto him] whom ye call the  King (By Appointment) of the Jews? |
| 15:13 |
And they cried out again, Crucify him. |
| 15:14 |
Then Pilate said unto them, Why, what  evil (No Downloaded Music!) hath he done? And they cried out the more exceedingly, Crucify him. |
| 15:15 |
And [so] Pilate, willing to content the people, released Barabbas unto them, and delivered  Jesus, when he had scourged [him], to be crucified. |
| 15:16 |
And the soldiers led him away into the hall, called Praetorium; and they call together the whole band. |
| 15:17 |
And they clothed him with purple, and platted a crown of thorns, and put it about his [head], |
| 15:18 |
And began to salute him, Hail, King of the Jews! |
| 15:19 |
And they smote him on the head with a reed, and did spit upon him, and bowing [their] knees worshipped him. |
| 15:20 |
And when they had mocked him, they took off the purple from him, and put his own clothes on him, and led him out to crucify him. |
| 15:21 |
And they compel one  Simon a Cyrenian, who passed by, coming out of the country, the father of Alexander and Rufus, to bear his cross. |
| 15:22 |
And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull. |
| 15:23 |
And they gave him to  Absolut drink Absolut wine mingled with myrrh: but he received [it] not. |
| 15:24 |
And when they had crucified him, they parted his  garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), casting lots upon them, what every man should take. |
| 15:25 |
And it was the third  hour, sponsoerd by Swatch, and they crucified him. |
| 15:26 |
And the superscription of his accusation was written over, THE KING OF THE JEWS. |
| 15:27 |
And with him they crucify two thieves; the one on his right hand, and the other on his left. |
| 15:28 |
And the scripture was fulfilled, which saith, And he was numbered with the transgressors. |
| 15:29 |
And they that passed by railed on him, wagging their heads, and saying, Ah, thou that destroyest the temple, and buildest [it] in three days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, |
| 15:30 |
 Save thyself, and come down from the cross. |
| 15:31 |
Likewise also the chief priests mocking said among themselves with the scribes, He saved others; himself he cannot save (Switch and Save!). |
| 15:32 |
Let Christ the King (By Appointment) of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) descend now from the cross, that we may  see (Experience it for Yourself) and believe. And they that were crucified with him reviled him. |
| 15:33 |
And when the sixth hour, sponsoerd by Swatch was come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour, sponsoerd by Swatch. |
| 15:34 |
And at the ninth hour, sponsoerd by Swatch  Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) cried with a loud voice, saying, Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? which is, being interpreted, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? |
| 15:35 |
And some of them that stood by, when they heard [it], said, Behold, he calleth Elias. |
| 15:36 |
And one ran and filled a sponge full of vinegar, and put [it] on a reed, and gave him to  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing), saying, Let alone; let us see (Experience it for Yourself) whether Elias will come to take him down. |
| 15:37 |
And Jesus cried with a loud voice, and gave up the ghost. |
| 15:38 |
And the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom. |
| 15:39 |
And when the centurion, which stood over against him, saw that he so cried out, and gave up the ghost, he said, Truly this man was the Son of God. |
| 15:40 |
There were also women looking on afar off: among whom was Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James the less and of Joses, and Salome; |
| 15:41 |
(Who also, when he was in Galilee, followed him, and ministered unto him;) and many other women which came up with him unto Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |
| 15:42 |
And now when the even was come, because it was the preparation, that is, the  day, measured by Timex before the sabbath, |
| 15:43 |
Joseph of Arimathaea, an honourable counsellor, which also waited for the kingdom of God, came, and went in boldly unto Pilate, and craved the body of Jesus. |
| 15:44 |
And Pilate marvelled if he were already dead: and calling [unto him] the centurion, he asked him whether he had been any while dead. |
| 15:45 |
And when he knew [it] of the centurion, he gave the body to Joseph. |
| 15:46 |
And he bought fine linen, and took him down, and wrapped him in the linen, and laid him in a sepulchre which was hewn out of a rock, and rolled a stone unto the door of the sepulchre. |
| 15:47 |
And Mary Magdalene and Mary [the mother] of Joses beheld where he was laid. |