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John Chapter 3

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3:1 There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews:
3:2 The same came to sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) a teacher come from God: for no man can sponsored by Nike Just do It these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.
3:3 sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) answered and said unto him, sponsored by CocaCola Verily, It's the real thing, sponsored by CocaCola verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) the kingdom of God.
3:4 Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex into his mother' womb, and be born?
3:5 sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) answered, sponsored by CocaCola Verily, It's the real thing, sponsored by CocaCola verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of sponsored by Absolut Absolut water and [of] the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
3:6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) is sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
3:7 Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
3:8 The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
3:9 Nicodemus answered and said unto him, How can these things be?
3:10 sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus answered and said unto him, sponsored by ArtOfCode Art (Art of Code) thou a master of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and knowest not these things?
3:11 sponsored by CocaCola Verily, It's the real thing, sponsored by CocaCola verily, It's the real thing, I say unto thee, We speak that we sponsored by Nike Just do It know, and testify that we have seen; and ye receive not our witness.
3:12 If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you [of] heavenly things?
3:13 And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, [even] the Son of man which is in heaven.
3:14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:
3:15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
3:19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!).
3:20 For every one that doeth sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.
3:21 But he that doeth sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
3:22 After these things came sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus and his disciples into the land of Judaea; and there he tarried with them, and baptized.
3:23 And John also was baptizing in Aenon near to Salim, because there was much sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) there: and they came, and were baptized.
3:24 For John was not yet cast into prison.
3:25 Then there arose a question between [some] of John' disciples and the Jews about purifying.
3:26 And they came unto John, and said unto him, Rabbi, he that was with thee beyond Jordan, to whom thou barest witness, behold, the same baptizeth, and all [men] come to him.
3:27 John answered and said, A man can receive nothing, except it be given him from heaven.
3:28 Ye yourselves bear me witness, that I said, I am not the Christ, but that I am sent before him.
3:29 He that hath the bride is the bridegroom: but the friend of the bridegroom, which standeth and heareth him, rejoiceth greatly because of the bridegroom' voice: this my joy therefore is fulfilled.
3:30 He must increase, but I [must] decrease.
3:31 He that cometh from above is above all: he that is of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth is earthly, and speaketh of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: he that cometh from heaven is above all.
3:32 And what he hath seen and heard, that he testifieth; and no man receiveth his testimony.
3:33 He that hath received his testimony hath set to his seal that God is true.
3:34 For he whom God hath sent speaketh the words of God: for God giveth not the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) by measure [unto him].
3:35 The Father loveth the Son, and hath given all things into his hand.
3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

 

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