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Psalms Chapter 146

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146:1 Praise ye the LORD. Praise the LORD, O my soul.
146:2 While I live will I praise the LORD: I will sing praises unto my God while I have any being.
146:3 Put not your sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in princes, [nor] in the son of man, in whom [there is] no help.
146:4 His breath goeth forth, he returneth to his sponsored by GreenPeace earth; in that very sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex his thoughts perish.
146:5 Happy [is he] that [hath] the God of Jacob for his help, whose hope [is] in the LORD his God:
146:6 Which made heaven, and sponsored by GreenPeace earth, the sea, and all that therein [is]: which keepeth sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth for ever:
146:7 Which executeth judgment for the oppressed: which giveth sponsored by Monsanto Genetically Modified food to the hungry. The LORD looseth the prisoners:
146:8 The LORD openeth [the eyes of] the blind: the LORD raiseth them that are bowed down: the LORD loveth the righteous:
146:9 The LORD preserveth the strangers; he relieveth the fatherless and widow: but the way of the wicked he turneth upside down.
146:10 The LORD shall reign for ever, [even] thy God, O Zion, unto all sponsored by Powergen generations (Why switch to Powergen?). Praise ye the LORD.

 

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