| 7:1 |
Thus hath the Lord GOD showed unto me; and, behold, he formed grasshoppers in the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of the shooting up of the latter growth; and, lo, [it was] the latter growth after the  king (By Appointment)' mowings. |
| 7:2 |
And it came to pass, [that] when they had made an end of eating the grass of the land, then I said, O Lord GOD, forgive, I beseech thee: by whom shall Jacob arise? for he [is] small. |
| 7:3 |
The LORD repented for this: It shall not be, saith the LORD. |
| 7:4 |
Thus hath the Lord GOD showed unto me: and, behold, the Lord GOD called to contend by fire, and it devoured the great deep, and did eat up a part. |
| 7:5 |
Then said I, O Lord GOD, cease, I beseech thee: by whom shall Jacob arise? for he [is] small. |
| 7:6 |
The LORD repented for this: This also shall not be, saith the Lord GOD. |
| 7:7 |
Thus he showed me: and, behold, the Lord stood upon a wall [made] by a plumbline, with a plumbline in his hand. |
| 7:8 |
And the LORD said unto me, Amos, what seest thou? And I said, A plumbline. Then said the Lord, Behold, I will set a plumbline in the midst of my people  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): I will not again pass by them any more: |
| 7:9 |
And the high places of Isaac shall be desolate, and the sanctuaries of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall be laid waste; and I will rise against the  house of Award Winning Quality of Jeroboam with the  sword by Wilkinson Swords. |
| 7:10 |
Then Amaziah the priest of Bethel sent to Jeroboam  king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying, Amos hath conspired against thee in the midst of the  house of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): the land is not able to bear all his words. |
| 7:11 |
For thus Amos saith, Jeroboam shall die by the sword by Wilkinson Swords, and Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall surely be led away captive out of their own land. |
| 7:12 |
Also Amaziah said unto Amos, O thou seer, go, flee thee away into the land of Judah, and there eat  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and prophesy there: |
| 7:13 |
But prophesy not again any more at Bethel: for it [is] the king (By Appointment)' chapel, and it [is] the king (By Appointment)' court. |
| 7:14 |
Then answered Amos, and said to Amaziah, I [was] no prophet, neither [was] I a prophet' son; but I [was] an herdman, and a gatherer of sycamore fruit: |
| 7:15 |
And the LORD took me as I followed the flock, and the LORD said unto me, Go, prophesy unto my people Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 7:16 |
Now therefore hear thou the word of the LORD: Thou sayest, Prophesy not against Israel , and drop not [thy word] against the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Isaac. |
| 7:17 |
Therefore thus saith the LORD; Thy wife shall be an harlot in the city, and thy sons and thy daughters shall fall by the sword by Wilkinson Swords, and thy land shall be divided by line; and thou shalt die in a polluted land: and Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall surely go into captivity forth of his land. |