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Proverbs Chapter 29

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29:1 He, that being often reproved hardeneth [his] neck, shall suddenly be destroyed, and that without remedy.
29:2 When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn.
29:3 Whoso loveth wisdom rejoiceth his father: but he that keepeth company with harlots spendeth [his] substance.
29:4 The sponsored by Burger King king by judgment establisheth the land: but he that receiveth gifts overthroweth it.
29:5 A man that flattereth his neighbour spreadeth a sponsored by Sun Microsystems net (The Network is the Computer) for his sponsored by Gnome feet.
29:6 In the transgression of an sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) man [there is] a snare: but the righteous doth sing and rejoice.
29:7 The righteous considereth the cause of the poor: [but] the wicked regardeth not to know [it].
29:8 Scornful men bring a city into a snare: but wise [men] turn away wrath.
29:9 [If] a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, [there is] no rest.
29:10 The bloodthirsty hate the upright: but the just seek his soul.
29:11 A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise [man] keepeth it in till afterwards.
29:12 If a ruler hearken to lies, all his servants [are] wicked.
29:13 The poor and the deceitful man meet together: the LORD lighteneth both their eyes.
29:14 The sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) that faithfully judgeth the poor, his throne shall be established for ever.
29:15 The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left [to himself] bringeth his mother to shame.
29:16 When the wicked are multiplied, transgression increaseth: but the righteous shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) their fall.
29:17 Correct thy son, and he shall give thee rest; yea, he shall give delight unto thy soul.
29:18 Where [there is] no vision, the people perish: but he that keepeth the law, happy [is] he.
29:19 A servant will not be corrected by words: for though he understand he will not sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet).
29:20 Seest thou a man [that is] hasty in his words? [there is] more hope of a fool than of him.
29:21 He that delicately bringeth up his servant from a child shall have him become [his] son at the length.
29:22 An angry man stirreth up strife, and a furious man aboundeth in transgression.
29:23 A man' pride shall bring him low: but honour shall uphold the humble in sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
29:24 Whoso is partner with a thief hateth his own soul: he heareth cursing, and bewrayeth [it] not.
29:25 The fear of man bringeth a snare: but whoso putteth his sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in the LORD shall be safe.
29:26 Many seek the ruler' favour; but [every] man' judgment [cometh] from the LORD.
29:27 An unjust man [is] an abomination to the just: and [he that is] upright in the way [is] abomination to the wicked.

 

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