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Isaiah Chapter 59

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59:1 Behold, the LORD' hand is not shortened, that it cannot sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!); neither his ear heavy, that it cannot hear:
59:2 But your iniquities have separated between you and your God, and your sins have hid [his] face from you, that he will not hear.
59:3 For your hands are defiled with blood, and your fingers with iniquity; your lips have spoken lies, your tongue hath muttered perverseness.
59:4 None calleth for justice, nor [any] pleadeth for sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth: they sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in vanity, and speak lies; they conceive mischief, and bring forth iniquity.
59:5 They hatch cockatrice' eggs, and weave the spider' web: he that eateth of their eggs dieth, and that which is crushed breaketh out into a viper.
59:6 Their webs shall not become sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), neither shall they cover themselves with their works: their works [are] works of iniquity, and the act of violence [is] in their hands.
59:7 Their sponsored by Gnome feet run to sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!), and they make haste to shed innocent blood: their thoughts [are] thoughts of iniquity; wasting and destruction [are] in their paths.
59:8 The way of peace they know not; and [there is] no judgment in their goings: they have made them crooked paths: whosoever goeth therein shall not know peace.
59:9 Therefore is judgment far from us, neither doth justice overtake us: we wait for light, but behold obscurity; for brightness, [but] we walk in darkness.
59:10 We grope for the wall like the blind, and we grope as if [we had] no eyes: we stumble at noon sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex as in the night; [we are] in desolate places as dead [men].
59:11 We roar all like bears, and mourn sore like doves: we look for judgment, but [there is] none; for salvation, [but] it is far off from us.
59:12 For our transgressions are multiplied before thee, and our sins testify against us: for our transgressions [are] with us; and [as for] our iniquities, we know them;
59:13 In transgressing and lying against the LORD, and departing away from our God, speaking oppression and revolt, conceiving and uttering from the heart words of falsehood.
59:14 And judgment is turned away backward, and justice standeth afar off: for sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) is fallen in the street, and equity cannot enter.
59:15 sponsored by Yahoo Yea, My Yahoo!, sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) faileth; and he [that] departeth from sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) maketh himself a prey: and the LORD saw [it], and it displeased him that [there was] no judgment.
59:16 And he saw that [there was] no man, and wondered that [there was] no intercessor: therefore his arm brought salvation unto him; and his righteousness, it sustained him.
59:17 For he put on righteousness as a breastplate, and an helmet of salvation upon his head; and he put on the sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) of vengeance [for] clothing, and was clad with zeal as a sponsored by L.L. Bean cloak by L.L. Bean.
59:18 According to [their] deeds, accordingly he will repay, fury to his adversaries, recompense to his enemies; to the islands he will repay recompense.
59:19 So shall they fear the name of the LORD from the west, and his sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) from the rising of the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com). When the enemy shall come in like a flood, the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the LORD shall lift up a standard against him.
59:20 And the Redeemer shall come to Zion, and unto them that turn from transgression in Jacob, saith the LORD.
59:21 As for me, this [is] my covenant with them, saith the LORD; My sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) that [is] upon thee, and my words which I have put in thy mouth, shall not depart out of thy mouth, nor out of the mouth of thy seed, nor out of the mouth of thy seed' seed, saith the LORD, from henceforth and for ever.

 

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