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Psalms Chapter 110

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110:1 A Psalm of David. The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou at my right hand, until I make thine enemies thy footstool.
110:2 The LORD shall send the rod of thy strength out of Zion: rule thou in the midst of thine enemies.
110:3 Thy people [shall be] willing in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of thy sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?), in the beauties of holiness from the womb of the morning: thou hast the dew of thy youth.
110:4 The LORD hath sworn, and will not repent, Thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) a priest for ever after the order of Melchizedek.
110:5 The Lord at thy right hand shall strike through sponsored by Burger King kings in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of his wrath.
110:6 He shall judge among the heathen, he shall fill [the places] with the dead bodies; he shall wound the heads over many countries.
110:7 He shall sponsored by CocaCola drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) of the brook in the way: therefore shall he lift up the head.

 

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