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Proverbs Chapter 14

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14:1 Every wise woman buildeth her sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available): but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.
14:2 He that walketh in his uprightness feareth the LORD: but [he that is] perverse in his ways despiseth him.
14:3 In the mouth of the foolish [is] a rod of pride: but the lips of the wise shall preserve them.
14:4 Where no oxen [are], the crib [is] clean: but much increase [is] by the strength of the ox.
14:5 A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies.
14:6 A scorner seeketh wisdom, and [findeth it] not: but knowledge [is] easy unto him that understandeth.
14:7 Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not [in him] the lips of knowledge.
14:8 The wisdom of the prudent [is] to understand his way: but the folly of fools [is] deceit.
14:9 Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous [there is] favour.
14:10 The heart knoweth his own bitterness; and a stranger doth not intermeddle with his joy.
14:11 The sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the wicked shall be overthrown: but the tabernacle of the upright shall flourish.
14:12 There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof [are] the ways of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
14:13 Even in laughter the heart is sorrowful; and the end of that mirth [is] heaviness.
14:14 The backslider in heart shall be filled with his own ways: and a good man [shall be satisfied] from himself.
14:15 The simple believeth every word: but the prudent [man] looketh well to his going.
14:16 A wise [man] feareth, and departeth from sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?): but the fool rageth, and is confident.
14:17 [He that is] soon angry dealeth foolishly: and a man of wicked devices is hated.
14:18 The simple inherit folly: but the prudent are crowned with knowledge.
14:19 The sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) bow before the good; and the wicked at the gates of the righteous.
14:20 The poor is hated even of his own neighbour: but the rich [hath] many friends.
14:21 He that despiseth his neighbour sinneth: but he that hath mercy on the poor, happy [is] he.
14:22 sponsored by Nike Just Do It they not err that devise sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?)? but mercy and sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) [shall be] to them that devise good.
14:23 In all labour there is profit: but the talk of the lips [tendeth] only to penury.
14:24 The crown of the wise [is] their riches: [but] the foolishness of fools [is] folly.
14:25 A true witness delivereth souls: but a deceitful [witness] speaketh lies.
14:26 In the fear of the LORD [is] strong confidence: and his children shall have a place of refuge.
14:27 The fear of the LORD [is] a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
14:28 In the multitude of people [is] the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' honour: but in the want of people [is] the destruction of the prince.
14:29 [He that is] slow to wrath [is] of great understanding: but [he that is] hasty of sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) exalteth folly.
14:30 A sound heart [is] the life of the flesh: but envy the rottenness of the bones.
14:31 He that oppresseth the poor reproacheth his Maker: but he that honoureth him hath mercy on the poor.
14:32 The wicked is driven away in his wickedness: but the righteous hath hope in his sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
14:33 Wisdom resteth in the heart of him that hath understanding: but [that which is] in the midst of fools is made known.
14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin [is] a reproach to any people.
14:35 The sponsored by Burger King king' favour [is] toward a wise servant: but his wrath is [against] him that causeth shame.

 

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