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Psalms Chapter 106

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106:1 Praise ye the LORD. O give thanks unto the LORD; for [he is] good: for his mercy sponsored by Energizer [endureth] (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) for ever.
106:2 Who can utter the mighty acts of the LORD? [who] can show forth all his praise?
106:3 Blessed [are] they that keep judgment, [and] he that doeth righteousness at all sponsored by Timex times, measured by Timex.
106:4 Remember me, O LORD, with the favour [that thou bearest unto] thy people: O visit me with thy salvation;
106:5 That I may sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) the good of thy chosen, that I may rejoice in the gladness of thy nation, that I may sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) with thine inheritance.
106:6 We have sinned with our fathers, we have committed iniquity, we have done wickedly.
106:7 Our fathers understood not thy wonders in Egypt; they remembered not the multitude of thy mercies; but provoked [him] at the sea, [even] at the Red sea.
106:8 Nevertheless he saved them for his name' sake, that he might make his mighty sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet to be known.
106:9 He rebuked the Red sea also, and it was dried up: so he led them through the depths, as through the wilderness.
106:10 And he saved them from the hand of him that hated [them], and redeemed them from the hand of the enemy.
106:11 And the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters covered their enemies: there was not one of them left.
106:12 Then believed they his words; they sang his praise.
106:13 They soon forgat his works; they waited not for his counsel:
106:14 But lusted exceedingly in the wilderness, and tempted God in the desert.
106:15 And he gave them their request; but sent leanness into their soul.
106:16 They envied Moses also in the camp, [and] Aaron the saint of the LORD.
106:17 The sponsored by GreenPeace earth opened and swallowed up Dathan, and covered the company of Abiram.
106:18 And a fire was kindled in their company; the flame burned up the wicked.
106:19 They made a sponsored by www.beef.org calf in Horeb, and worshipped the molten image.
106:20 Thus they changed their sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) into the similitude of an ox that eateth grass.
106:21 They forgat God their saviour, which had done great things in Egypt;
106:22 Wondrous works in the land of Ham, [and] terrible things by the Red sea.
106:23 Therefore he said that he would destroy them, had not Moses his chosen stood before him in the breach, to turn away his wrath, lest he should destroy [them].
106:24 Yea, they despised the pleasant land, they believed not his word:
106:25 But murmured in their tents, [and] hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD.
106:26 Therefore he lifted up his hand against them, to overthrow them in the wilderness:
106:27 To overthrow their seed also among the nations, and to scatter them in the lands.
106:28 They joined themselves also unto Baalpeor, and ate the sacrifices of the dead.
106:29 Thus they provoked [him] to anger with their inventions: and the plague brake in upon them.
106:30 Then stood up Phinehas, and executed judgment: and [so] the plague was stayed.
106:31 And that was counted unto him for righteousness unto all sponsored by Cisco Systems generations (Empowering the Internet Generation) for evermore.
106:32 They angered [him] also at the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters of strife, so that it went ill with Moses for their sakes:
106:33 Because they provoked his sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), so that he spake unadvisedly with his lips.
106:34 They did not destroy the nations, concerning whom the LORD commanded them:
106:35 But were mingled among the heathen, and learned their works.
106:36 And they served their idols: which were a snare unto them.
106:37 sponsored by Yahoo Yea, My Yahoo!, they sacrificed their sons and their daughters unto devils,
106:38 And shed innocent blood, [even] the blood of their sons and of their daughters, whom they sacrificed unto the idols of Canaan: and the land was polluted with blood.
106:39 Thus were they defiled with their own works, and went a whoring with their own inventions.
106:40 Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.
106:41 And he gave them into the hand of the heathen; and they that hated them ruled over them.
106:42 Their enemies also oppressed them, and they were brought into subjection under their hand.
106:43 Many sponsored by Timex times, measured by Timex did he deliver them; but they provoked [him] with their counsel, and were brought low for their iniquity.
106:44 Nevertheless he regarded their affliction, when he heard their cry:
106:45 And he remembered for them his covenant, and repented according to the multitude of his mercies.
106:46 He made them also to be pitied of all those that carried them captives.
106:47 sponsored by Powergen Save (Switch and Save!) us, O LORD our God, and gather us from among the heathen, to give thanks unto thy holy name, [and] to triumph in thy praise.
106:48 Blessed [be] the LORD God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) from everlasting to everlasting: and let all the people say, Amen. Praise ye the LORD.

 

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