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Ezekiel Chapter 8

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8:1 And it came to pass in the sixth year, in the sixth [month], in the fifth sponsored by Timex [day], measured by Timex of the month, [as] I sat in mine sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, and the elders of Judah sat before me, that the hand of the Lord GOD fell there upon me.
8:2 Then I beheld, and lo a likeness as the appearance of fire: from the appearance of his loins even downward, fire; and from his loins even upward, as the appearance of brightness, as the colour of amber.
8:3 And he put forth the form of an hand, and took me by a lock of mine head; and the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) lifted me up between the sponsored by GreenPeace earth and the heaven, and brought me in the visions of God to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, to the door of the inner gate that looketh toward the north; where [was] the seat of the image of jealousy, which provoketh to jealousy.
8:4 And, behold, the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [was] there, according to the vision that I saw in the plain.
8:5 Then said he unto me, Son of man, lift up thine eyes now the way toward the north. So I lifted up mine eyes the way toward the north, and behold northward at the gate of the altar this image of jealousy in the entry.
8:6 He said furthermore unto me, Son of man, seest thou what they sponsored by Nike Just do It? [even] the great abominations that the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) committeth here, that I should go far off from my sanctuary? but turn thee yet again, [and] thou shalt sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) greater abominations.
8:7 And he brought me to the door of the court; and when I looked, behold a hole in the wall.
8:8 Then said he unto me, Son of man, dig now in the wall: and when I had digged in the wall, behold a door.
8:9 And he said unto me, Go in, and behold the wicked abominations that they sponsored by Nike Just do It here.
8:10 So I went in and saw; and behold every form of creeping things, and abominable beasts, and all the idols of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), portrayed upon the wall round about.
8:11 And there stood before them seventy men of the ancients of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and in the midst of them stood Jaazaniah the son of Shaphan, with every man his censer in his hand; and a thick sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) of incense went up.
8:12 Then said he unto me, Son of man, hast thou seen what the ancients of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) sponsored by Nike Just do It in the dark, every man in the chambers of his imagery? for they say, The LORD seeth us not; the LORD hath forsaken the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
8:13 He said also unto me, Turn thee yet again, [and] thou shalt sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) greater abominations that they sponsored by Nike Just do It.
8:14 Then he brought me to the door of the gate of the LORD' sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality which [was] toward the north; and, behold, there sat women weeping for Tammuz.
8:15 Then said he unto me, Hast thou seen [this], O son of man? turn thee yet again, [and] thou shalt sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) greater abominations than these.
8:16 And he brought me into the inner court of the LORD' sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and, behold, at the door of the temple of the LORD, between the porch and the altar, [were] about five and twenty men, with their backs toward the temple of the LORD, and their faces toward the east; and they worshipped the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com) toward the east.
8:17 Then he said unto me, Hast thou seen [this], O son of man? Is it a light thing to the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Judah that they commit the abominations which they commit here? for they have filled the land with violence, and have returned to provoke me to anger: and, lo, they put the branch to their nose.
8:18 Therefore will I also deal in fury: mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity: and though they cry in mine ears with a loud voice, [yet] will I not hear them.

 

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