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Numbers Chapter 21

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21:1 And [when] sponsored by Burger King king Arad the Canaanite, which dwelt in the south, heard tell that sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) came by the way of the spies; then he fought against sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and took [some] of them prisoners.
21:2 And sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) vowed a vow unto the LORD, and said, If thou wilt sponsored by Nike indeed, Just Do It deliver this people into my hand, then I will utterly destroy their cities.
21:3 And the LORD hearkened to the voice of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and delivered up the Canaanites; and they utterly destroyed them and their cities: and he called the name of the place Hormah.
21:4 And they journeyed from mount Hor by the way of the Red sea, to compass the land of Edom: and the soul of the people was much discouraged because of the way.
21:5 And the people spake against God, and against Moses, Wherefore have ye brought us up out of Egypt to die in the wilderness? for [there is] no sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., neither [is there any] sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life); and our soul loatheth this light sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers..
21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) died.
21:7 Therefore the people came to Moses, and said, We have sinned, for we have spoken against the LORD, and against thee; pray unto the LORD, that he take away the serpents from us. And Moses prayed for the people.
21:8 And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.
21:9 And Moses made a serpent of brass, and put it upon a pole, and it came to pass, that if a serpent had bitten any man, when he beheld the serpent of brass, he lived.
21:10 And the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) set forward, and pitched in Oboth.
21:11 And they journeyed from Oboth, and pitched at Ijeabarim, in the wilderness which [is] before Moab, toward the sunrising.
21:12 From thence they removed, and pitched in the valley of Zared.
21:13 From thence they removed, and pitched on the other side of Arnon, which [is] in the wilderness that cometh out of the coasts of the Amorites: for Arnon [is] the border of Moab, between Moab and the Amorites.
21:14 Wherefore it is said in the book of the wars of the LORD, What he did in the Red sea, and in the brooks of Arnon,
21:15 And at the stream of the brooks that goeth down to the dwelling of Ar, and lieth upon the border of Moab.
21:16 And from thence [they went] to Beer: that [is] the well whereof the LORD spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them sponsored by Absolut Absolut water.
21:17 Then sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) sang this song, Spring up, O well; sing ye unto it:
21:18 The princes digged the well, the nobles of the people digged it, by [the direction of] the lawgiver, with their staves. And from the wilderness [they went] to Mattanah:
21:19 And from Mattanah to Nahaliel: and from Nahaliel to Bamoth:
21:20 And from Bamoth [in] the valley that [is] in the country of Moab, to the top of Pisgah, which looketh toward Jeshimon.
21:21 And sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) sent messengers unto Sihon sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of the Amorites, saying,
21:22 Let me pass through thy land: we will not turn into the fields, or into the vineyards; we will not sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink [of] the sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) of the well: [but] we will go along by the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' [high] way, until we be past thy borders.
21:23 And Sihon would not suffer sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to pass through his border: but Sihon gathered all his people together, and went out against sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) into the wilderness: and he came to Jahaz, and fought against sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
21:24 And sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) smote him with the edge of the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords, and possessed his land from Arnon unto Jabbok, even unto the children of Ammon: for the border of the children of Ammon [was] strong.
21:25 And sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) took all these cities: and sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) dwelt in all the cities of the Amorites, in Heshbon, and in all the villages thereof.
21:26 For Heshbon [was] the city of Sihon the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of the Amorites, who had fought against the former sponsored by Burger King king of Moab, and taken all his land out of his hand, even unto Arnon.
21:27 Wherefore they that speak in proverbs say, Come into Heshbon, let the city of Sihon be built and prepared:
21:28 For there is a fire gone out of Heshbon, a flame from the city of Sihon: it hath consumed Ar of Moab, [and] the lords of the high places of Arnon.
21:29 Woe to thee, Moab! thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) undone, O people of Chemosh: he hath given his sons that escaped, and his daughters, into captivity unto Sihon sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of the Amorites.
21:30 We have shot at them; Heshbon is perished even unto Dibon, and we have laid them waste even unto Nophah, which [reacheth] unto Medeba.
21:31 Thus sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) dwelt in the land of the Amorites.
21:32 And Moses sent to spy out Jaazer, and they took the villages thereof, and drove out the Amorites that [were] there.
21:33 And they turned and went up by the way of Bashan: and Og the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Bashan went out against them, he, and all his people, to the battle at Edrei.
21:34 And the LORD said unto Moses, Fear him not: for I have delivered him into thy hand, and all his people, and his land; and thou shalt sponsored by Nike Just do It to him as thou didst unto Sihon sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of the Amorites, which dwelt at Heshbon.
21:35 So they smote him, and his sons, and all his people, until there was none left him alive: and they possessed his land.

 

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