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1 Kings Chapter 15

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15:1 Now in the eighteenth year of sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Jeroboam the son of Nebat reigned Abijam over Judah.
15:2 Three years reigned he in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. And his mother' name [was] Maachah, the daughter of Abishalom.
15:3 And he walked in all the sins of his father, which he had done before him: and his heart was not perfect with the LORD his God, as the heart of David his father.
15:4 Nevertheless for David' sake did the LORD his God give him a lamp in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, to set up his son after him, and to establish sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest:
15:5 Because David did [that which was] right in the eyes of the LORD, and turned not aside from any [thing] that he commanded him all the sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of his life, sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) only in the matter of Uriah the Hittite.
15:6 And there was war between Rehoboam and Jeroboam all the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex of his life.
15:7 Now the rest of the acts of Abijam, and all that he did, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) of Judah? And there was war between Abijam and Jeroboam.
15:8 And Abijam slept with his fathers; and they buried him in the city of David: and Asa his son reigned in his stead.
15:9 And in the twentieth year of Jeroboam sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) reigned Asa over Judah.
15:10 And forty and one years reigned he in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. And his mother' name [was] Maachah, the daughter of Abishalom.
15:11 And Asa did [that which was] right in the eyes of the LORD, as [did] David his father.
15:12 And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.
15:13 And also Maachah his mother, even her he removed from [being] sponsored by The British Monarchy queen (By Appointment), because she had made an idol in a grove; and Asa destroyed her idol, and burnt [it] by the brook Kidron.
15:14 But the high places were not removed: nevertheless Asa' heart was perfect with the LORD all his sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex.
15:15 And he brought in the things which his father had dedicated, and the things which himself had dedicated, into the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD, silver, and gold, and vessels.
15:16 And there was war between Asa and Baasha sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) all their sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex.
15:17 And Baasha sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) went up against Judah, and built Ramah, that he might not suffer any to go out or come in to Asa sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah.
15:18 Then Asa took all the silver and the gold [that were] left in the treasures of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD, and the treasures of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, and delivered them into the hand of his servants: and sponsored by Burger King king Asa sent them to Benhadad, the son of Tabrimon, the son of Hezion, sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Syria, that dwelt at Damascus, saying,
15:19 [There is] a league between me and thee, [and] between my father and thy father: behold, I have sent unto thee a present of silver and sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne); come and break thy league with Baasha sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that he may depart from me.
15:20 So Benhadad hearkened unto sponsored by Burger King king Asa, and sent the captains of the hosts which he had against the cities of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and smote Ijon, and Dan, and Abelbethmaachah, and all Cinneroth, with all the land of Naphtali.
15:21 And it came to pass, when Baasha heard [thereof], that he left off building of Ramah, and dwelt in Tirzah.
15:22 Then sponsored by Burger King king Asa made a proclamation throughout all Judah; none [was] exempted: and they took away the stones of Ramah, and the timber thereof, wherewith Baasha had builded; and sponsored by Burger King king Asa built with them Geba of Benjamin, and Mizpah.
15:23 The rest of all the acts of Asa, and all his might, and all that he did, and the cities which he built, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by Burger King kings of Judah? Nevertheless in the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex of his old age he was diseased in his sponsored by Gnome feet.
15:24 And Asa slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David his father: and Jehoshaphat his son reigned in his stead.
15:25 And Nadab the son of Jeroboam began to reign over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in the second year of Asa sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah, and reigned over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) two years.
15:26 And he did sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD, and walked in the way of his father, and in his sin wherewith he made sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to sin.
15:27 And Baasha the son of Ahijah, of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of Issachar, conspired against him; and Baasha smote him at Gibbethon, which [belonged] to the Philistines; for Nadab and all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) laid siege to Gibbethon.
15:28 Even in the third year of Asa sponsored by Burger King king of Judah did Baasha slay him, and reigned in his stead.
15:29 And it came to pass, when he reigned, [that] he smote all the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Jeroboam; he left not to Jeroboam any that breathed, until he had destroyed him, according unto the saying of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Ahijah the Shilonite:
15:30 Because of the sins of Jeroboam which he sinned, and which he made sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) sin, by his provocation wherewith he provoked the LORD God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to anger.
15:31 Now the rest of the acts of Nadab, and all that he did, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by Burger King kings of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)?
15:32 And there was war between Asa and Baasha sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) all their sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds.
15:33 In the third year of Asa sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah began Baasha the son of Ahijah to reign over all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in Tirzah, twenty and four years.
15:34 And he did sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD, and walked in the way of Jeroboam, and in his sin wherewith he made sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to sin.

 

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