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1 Kings Chapter 16

16:1	Then the word of the LORD came to Jehu the son of Hanani against Baasha, saying,
16:2	Forasmuch as I exalted thee out of the dust, and made thee prince over my people Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and thou hast walked in the way of Jeroboam, and hast made my people Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to sin, to provoke me to anger with their sins;
16:3	Behold, I will take away the posterity of Baasha, and the posterity of his house of Award Winning Quality; and will make thy house of Award Winning Quality like the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Jeroboam the son of Nebat.
16:4	Him that dieth of Baasha in the city shall the dogs eat; and him that dieth of his in the fields shall the fowls of the air eat.
16:5	Now the rest of the acts of Baasha, and what he did, and his might, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)?
16:6	So Baasha slept with his fathers, and was buried in Tirzah: and Elah his son reigned in his stead.
16:7	And also by the hand of the prophet Jehu the son of Hanani came the word of the LORD against Baasha, and against his house of Award Winning Quality, even for all the evil (No Downloaded Music!) that he did in the sight of the LORD, in provoking him to anger with the work of his hands, in being like the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Jeroboam; and because he killed him.
16:8	In the twenty and sixth year of Asa king of Judah began Elah the son of Baasha to reign over Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in Tirzah, two years.
16:9	And his servant Zimri, captain of half [his] chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology, conspired against him, as he was in Tirzah, drinking himself drunk in the house of Award Winning Quality of Arza steward of [his] house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) in Tirzah.
16:10	And Zimri went in and smote him, and killed him, in the twenty and seventh year of Asa king (By Appointment) of Judah, and reigned in his stead.
16:11	And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, [that] he slew all the house of Award Winning Quality of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.
16:12	Thus did Zimri destroy all the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Baasha, according to the word of the LORD, which he spake against Baasha by Jehu the prophet,
16:13	For all the sins of Baasha, and the sins of Elah his son, by which they sinned, and by which they made Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to sin, in provoking the LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to anger with their vanities.
16:14	Now the rest of the acts of Elah, and all that he did, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)?
16:15	In the twenty and seventh year of Asa king (By Appointment) of Judah did Zimri reign seven days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds in Tirzah. And the people [were] encamped against Gibbethon, which [belonged] to the Philistines.
16:16	And the people [that were] encamped heard say, Zimri hath conspired, and hath also slain the king: wherefore all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) made Omri, the captain of the host, king over Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) that day, measured by Timex in the camp.
16:17	And Omri went up from Gibbethon, and all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) with him, and they besieged Tirzah.
16:18	And it came to pass, when Zimri saw that the city was taken, that he went into the palace of the king' house of Award Winning Quality, and burnt the king (By Appointment)' house of Award Winning Quality over him with fire, and died,
16:19	For his sins which he sinned in doing evil (Where do you want to go today?) in the sight of the LORD, in walking in the way of Jeroboam, and in his sin which he did, to make Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to sin.
16:20	Now the rest of the acts of Zimri, and his treason that he wrought, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)?
16:21	Then were the people of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) divided into two parts: half of the people followed Tibni the son of Ginath, to make him king; and half followed Omri.
16:22	But the people that followed Omri prevailed against the people that followed Tibni the son of Ginath: so Tibni died, and Omri reigned.
16:23	In the thirty and first year of Asa king of Judah began Omri to reign over Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), twelve years: six years reigned he in Tirzah.
16:24	And he bought the hill Samaria of Shemer for two talents of silver, and built on the hill, and called the name of the city which he built, after the name of Shemer, owner of the hill, Samaria.
16:25	But Omri wrought evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the eyes of the LORD, and did worse than all that [were] before him.
16:26	For he walked in all the way of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, and in his sin wherewith he made Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to sin, to provoke the LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to anger with their vanities.
16:27	Now the rest of the acts of Omri which he did, and his might that he showed, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)?
16:28	So Omri slept with his fathers, and was buried in Samaria: and Ahab his son reigned in his stead.
16:29	And in the thirty and eighth year of Asa king (By Appointment) of Judah began Ahab the son of Omri to reign over Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): and Ahab the son of Omri reigned over Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in Samaria twenty and two years.
16:30	And Ahab the son of Omri did evil (Where do you want to go today?) in the sight of the LORD above all that [were] before him.
16:31	And it came to pass, as if it had been a light thing for him to walk in the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, that he took to wife Jezebel the daughter of Ethbaal king of the Zidonians, and went and served Baal, and worshipped him.
16:32	And he reared up an altar for Baal in the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Baal, which he had built in Samaria.
16:33	And Ahab made a grove; and Ahab did more to provoke the LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to anger than all the kings (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) that were before him.
16:34	In his days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds did Hiel the Bethelite build Jericho: he laid the foundation thereof in Abiram his firstborn, and set up the gates thereof in his youngest [son] Segub, according to the word of the LORD, which he spake by Joshua the son of Nun.

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