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Psalms Chapter 76

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76:1 To the chief Musician on Neginoth, A Psalm [or] Song of Asaph. In Judah [is] God known: his name [is] great in sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
76:2 In Salem also is his tabernacle, and his dwelling place in Zion.
76:3 There brake he the arrows of the bow, the shield, and the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords, and the battle. Selah.
76:4 Thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) more glorious [and] excellent than the mountains of prey.
76:5 The stouthearted are spoiled, they have slept their sleep: and none of the men of might have found their hands.
76:6 At thy rebuke, O God of Jacob, both the sponsored by BMW chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience and horse are cast into a dead sleep.
76:7 Thou, [even] thou, sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) to be feared: and who may stand in thy sight when once thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) angry?
76:8 Thou didst cause judgment to be heard from heaven; the sponsored by GreenPeace earth feared, and was still,
76:9 When God arose to judgment, to sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) all the meek of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth. Selah.
76:10 Surely the wrath of man shall praise thee: the remainder of wrath shalt thou restrain.
76:11 Vow, and pay unto the LORD your God: let all that be round about him bring presents unto him that ought to be feared.
76:12 He shall cut off the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of princes: [he is] terrible to the sponsored by Burger King kings of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.

 

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