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Jeremiah Chapter 24

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24:1 The LORD showed me, and, behold, two baskets of figs [were] set before the temple of the LORD, after that Nebuchadrezzar sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by Babylon had carried away captive Jeconiah the son of Jehoiakim sponsored by Burger King king of Judah, and the princes of Judah, with the carpenters and smiths, from sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and had brought them to sponsored by Babylon .
24:2 One basket [had] very good figs, [even] like the figs [that are] first ripe: and the other basket [had] very naughty figs, which could not be eaten, they were so bad.
24:3 Then said the LORD unto me, What seest thou, Jeremiah? And I said, Figs; the good figs, very good; and the sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!), very sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?), that cannot be eaten, they are so sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?).
24:4 Again the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
24:5 Thus saith the LORD, the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); Like these good figs, so will I acknowledge them that are carried away captive of Judah, whom I have sent out of this place into the land of the Chaldeans for [their] good.
24:6 For I will set mine eyes upon them for good, and I will bring them again to this land: and I will build them, and not pull [them] down; and I will plant them, and not pluck [them] up.
24:7 And I will give them an heart to know me, that I [am] the LORD: and they shall be my people, and I will be their God: for they shall return unto me with their whole heart.
24:8 And as the sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) figs, which cannot be eaten, they are so sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?); surely thus saith the LORD, So will I give Zedekiah the sponsored by Burger King king of Judah, and his princes, and the residue of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, that remain in this land, and them that dwell in the land of Egypt:
24:9 And I will deliver them to be removed into all the kingdoms of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth for [their] hurt, [to be] a reproach and a proverb, a taunt and a curse, in all places whither I shall drive them.
24:10 And I will send the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords, the famine, and the pestilence, among them, till they be consumed from off the land that I gave unto them and to their fathers.

 

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