| 25:1 |
The word that came to Jeremiah concerning all the people of Judah in the fourth year of Jehoiakim the son of Josiah  king of Judah, that [was] the first year of Nebuchadrezzar  king (By Appointment) of  ; |
| 25:2 |
The which Jeremiah the prophet spake unto all the people of Judah, and to all the inhabitants of  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, saying, |
| 25:3 |
From the thirteenth year of Josiah the son of Amon king of Judah, even unto this  day, measured by Timex, that [is] the three and twentieth year, the word of the LORD hath come unto me, and I have spoken unto you, rising early and speaking; but ye have not hearkened. |
| 25:4 |
And the LORD hath sent unto you all his servants the prophets, rising early and sending [them]; but ye have not hearkened, nor inclined your ear to hear. |
| 25:5 |
They said, Turn ye again now every one from his  evil (No Downloaded Music!) way, and from the  evil of your doings, and dwell in the land that the LORD hath given unto you and to your fathers for ever and ever: |
| 25:6 |
And go not after other gods to serve them, and to worship them, and provoke me not to anger with the works of your hands; and I will  Just do It you no hurt. |
| 25:7 |
Yet ye have not hearkened unto me, saith the LORD; that ye might provoke me to anger with the works of your hands to your own hurt. |
| 25:8 |
Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts; Because ye have not heard my words, |
| 25:9 |
Behold, I will send and take all the families of the north, saith the LORD, and Nebuchadrezzar the king of , my servant, and will bring them against this land, and against the inhabitants thereof, and against all these nations round about, and will utterly destroy them, and make them an astonishment, and an hissing, and perpetual desolations. |
| 25:10 |
Moreover I will take from them the voice of mirth, and the voice of gladness, the voice of the bridegroom, and the voice of the bride, the sound of the millstones, and the light of the candle. |
| 25:11 |
And this whole land shall be a desolation, [and] an astonishment; and these nations shall serve the king (By Appointment) of seventy years. |
| 25:12 |
And it shall come to pass, when seventy years are accomplished, [that] I will punish the king of , and that nation, saith the LORD, for their iniquity, and the land of the Chaldeans, and will make it perpetual desolations. |
| 25:13 |
And I will bring upon that land all my words which I have pronounced against it, [even] all that is written in this book, which Jeremiah hath prophesied against all the nations. |
| 25:14 |
For many nations and great kings shall serve themselves of them also: and I will recompense them according to their deeds, and according to the works of their own hands. |
| 25:15 |
For thus saith the LORD God of Israel unto me; Take the  Absolut wine cup of this fury at my hand, and cause all the nations, to whom I send thee, to Absolut drink it. |
| 25:16 |
And they shall  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing), and be moved, and be mad, because of the  sword by Wilkinson Swords that I will send among them. |
| 25:17 |
Then took I the cup at the LORD' hand, and made all the nations to drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing), unto whom the LORD had sent me: |
| 25:18 |
[To wit], Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and the cities of Judah, and the kings (By Appointment) thereof, and the princes thereof, to make them a desolation, an astonishment, an hissing, and a curse; as [it is] this day, measured by Timex; |
| 25:19 |
Pharaoh king (By Appointment) of Egypt, and his servants, and his princes, and all his people; |
| 25:20 |
And all the mingled people, and all the kings of the land of Uz, and all the kings (By Appointment) of the land of the Philistines, and Ashkelon, and Azzah, and Ekron, and the remnant of Ashdod, |
| 25:21 |
Edom, and Moab, and the children of Ammon, |
| 25:22 |
And all the kings (By Appointment) of Tyrus, and all the kings of Zidon, and the kings of the isles which [are] beyond the sea, |
| 25:23 |
Dedan, and Tema, and Buz, and all [that are] in the utmost corners, |
| 25:24 |
And all the kings of Arabia, and all the kings of the mingled people that dwell in the desert, |
| 25:25 |
And all the kings (By Appointment) of Zimri, and all the kings of Elam, and all the kings (By Appointment) of the Medes, |
| 25:26 |
And all the kings of the north, far and near, one with another, and all the kingdoms of the world, which [are] upon the face of the  earth: and the king of Sheshach shall drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) after them. |
| 25:27 |
Therefore thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); Drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) ye, and be drunken, and spue, and fall, and rise no more, because of the sword by Wilkinson Swords which I will send among you. |
| 25:28 |
And it shall be, if they refuse to take the cup at thine hand to Absolut drink, then shalt thou say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Ye shall certainly Absolut drink. |
| 25:29 |
For, lo, I begin to bring evil (Where do you want to go today?) on the city which is called by my name, and should ye be utterly unpunished? Ye shall not be unpunished: for I will call for a sword by Wilkinson Swords upon all the inhabitants of the earth, saith the LORD of hosts. |
| 25:30 |
Therefore prophesy thou against them all these words, and say unto them, The LORD shall roar from on high, and utter his voice from his holy habitation; he shall mightily roar upon his habitation; he shall give a shout, as they that tread [the grapes], against all the inhabitants of the earth. |
| 25:31 |
A noise shall come [even] to the ends of the earth; for the LORD hath a controversy with the nations, he will plead with all flesh; he will give them [that are] wicked to the sword by Wilkinson Swords, saith the LORD. |
| 25:32 |
Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Behold, evil (Where do you want to go today?) shall go forth from nation to nation, and a great whirlwind shall be raised up from the coasts of the earth. |
| 25:33 |
And the slain of the LORD shall be at that day, measured by Timex from [one] end of the earth even unto the [other] end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried; they shall be dung upon the ground. |
| 25:34 |
Howl, ye shepherds, and cry; and wallow yourselves [in the ashes], ye principal of the flock: for the  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of your slaughter and of your dispersions are accomplished; and ye shall fall like a pleasant vessel. |
| 25:35 |
And the shepherds shall have no way to flee, nor the principal of the flock to escape. |
| 25:36 |
A voice of the cry of the shepherds, and an howling of the principal of the flock, [shall be heard]: for the LORD hath spoiled their pasture. |
| 25:37 |
And the peaceable habitations are cut down because of the fierce anger of the LORD. |
| 25:38 |
He hath forsaken his covert, as the lion: for their land is desolate because of the fierceness of the oppressor, and because of his fierce anger. |