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Judges Chapter 10

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10:1 And after Abimelech there arose to defend sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) Tola the son of Puah the son of Dodo, a man of Issachar, and he dwelt in Shamir in mount Ephraim.
10:2 And he judged sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) twenty and three years, and died, and was buried in Shamir.
10:3 And after him arose Jair, a Gileadite, and judged sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) twenty and two years.
10:4 And he had thirty sons that rode on thirty ass colts, and they had thirty cities, which are called Havothjair unto this sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, which [are] in the land of Gilead.
10:5 And Jair died, and was buried in Camon.
10:6 And the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) did sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) again in the sight of the LORD, and served Baalim, and Ashtaroth, and the gods of Syria, and the gods of Zidon, and the gods of Moab, and the gods of the children of Ammon, and the gods of the Philistines, and forsook the LORD, and served not him.
10:7 And the anger of the LORD was hot against sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and he sold them into the hands of the Philistines, and into the hands of the children of Ammon.
10:8 And that year they vexed and oppressed the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): eighteen years, all the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) that [were] on the other side Jordan in the land of the Amorites, which [is] in Gilead.
10:9 Moreover the children of Ammon passed over Jordan to fight also against Judah, and against Benjamin, and against the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Ephraim; so that sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) was sore distressed.
10:10 And the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) cried unto the LORD, saying, We have sinned against thee, both because we have forsaken our God, and also served Baalim.
10:11 And the LORD said unto the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [Did] not [I deliver you] from the Egyptians, and from the Amorites, from the children of Ammon, and from the Philistines?
10:12 The Zidonians also, and the Amalekites, and the Maonites, did oppress you; and ye cried to me, and I delivered you out of their hand.
10:13 Yet ye have forsaken me, and served other gods: wherefore I will deliver you no more.
10:14 Go and cry unto the gods which ye have chosen; let them deliver you in the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex of your tribulation.
10:15 And the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said unto the LORD, We have sinned: sponsored by Nike Just do It thou unto us whatsoever seemeth good unto thee; deliver us only, we pray thee, this sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex.
10:16 And they put away the strange gods from among them, and served the LORD: and his soul was grieved for the misery of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
10:17 Then the children of Ammon were gathered together, and encamped in Gilead. And the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) assembled themselves together, and encamped in Mizpeh.
10:18 And the people [and] princes of Gilead said one to another, What man [is he] that will begin to fight against the children of Ammon? he shall be head over all the inhabitants of Gilead.

 

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