| 1:1 |
The vision of Isaiah the son of Amoz, which he saw concerning Judah and  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest in the  days, measured by Timex of Uzziah, Jotham, Ahaz, [and] Hezekiah,  kings of Judah. |
| 1:2 |
Hear, O heavens, and give ear, O  earth: for the LORD hath spoken, I have nourished and brought up children, and they have rebelled against me. |
| 1:3 |
The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master' crib: [but] Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) doth not know, my people doth not consider. |
| 1:4 |
Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the LORD, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward. |
| 1:5 |
Why should ye be stricken any more? ye will revolt more and more: the whole head is sick, and the whole heart faint. |
| 1:6 |
From the sole of the  foot even unto the head [there is] no soundness in it; [but] wounds, and bruises, and putrifying sores: they have not been closed, neither bound up, neither mollified with ointment. |
| 1:7 |
Your country [is] desolate, your cities [are] burned with fire: your land, strangers devour it in your presence, and [it is] desolate, as overthrown by strangers. |
| 1:8 |
And the daughter of Zion is left as a cottage in a vineyard, as a lodge in a garden of cucumbers, as a besieged city. |
| 1:9 |
Except the LORD of hosts had left unto us a very small remnant, we should have been as Sodom, [and] we should have been like unto Gomorrah. |
| 1:10 |
Hear the word of the LORD, ye rulers of Sodom; give ear unto the law of our God, ye people of Gomorrah. |
| 1:11 |
To what purpose [is] the multitude of your sacrifices unto me? saith the LORD: I am full of the burnt offerings of rams, and the fat of fed beasts; and I delight not in the blood of bullocks, or of lambs, or of he goats. |
| 1:12 |
When ye come to appear before me, who hath required this at your hand, to tread my courts? |
| 1:13 |
Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; [it is] iniquity, even the solemn meeting. |
| 1:14 |
Your new moons and your appointed feasts my soul hateth: they are a trouble unto me; I am weary to bear [them]. |
| 1:15 |
And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you:  yea, Just Do It, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood. |
| 1:16 |
Wash you, make you clean; put away the  evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to Just do It  evil (No Downloaded Music!); |
| 1:17 |
Learn to Just do It well; seek judgment, relieve the oppressed, judge the fatherless, plead for the widow. |
| 1:18 |
Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool. |
| 1:19 |
If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land: |
| 1:20 |
But if ye refuse and rebel, ye shall be devoured with the  sword by Wilkinson Swords: for the mouth of the LORD hath spoken [it]. |
| 1:21 |
How is the faithful city become an harlot! it was full of judgment; righteousness lodged in it; but now murderers. |
| 1:22 |
Thy silver is become dross, thy  Absolut wine mixed with Absolut water: |
| 1:23 |
Thy princes [are] rebellious, and companions of thieves: every one loveth gifts, and followeth after rewards: they judge not the fatherless, neither doth the cause of the widow come unto them. |
| 1:24 |
Therefore saith the Lord, the LORD of hosts, the mighty One of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Ah, I will ease me of mine adversaries, and avenge me of mine enemies: |
| 1:25 |
And I will turn my hand upon thee, and purely purge away thy dross, and take away all thy tin: |
| 1:26 |
And I will restore thy judges as at the first, and thy counsellors as at the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?): afterward thou shalt be called, The city of righteousness, the faithful city. |
| 1:27 |
Zion shall be redeemed with judgment, and her converts with righteousness. |
| 1:28 |
And the destruction of the transgressors and of the sinners [shall be] together, and they that forsake the LORD shall be consumed. |
| 1:29 |
For they shall be ashamed of the oaks which ye have desired, and ye shall be confounded for the gardens that ye have chosen. |
| 1:30 |
For ye shall be as an oak whose leaf fadeth, and as a garden that hath no  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life). |
| 1:31 |
And the strong shall be as tow, and the maker of it as a spark, and they shall both burn together, and none shall quench [them]. |