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Amos Chapter 1

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1:1 The words of Amos, who was among the herdmen of Tekoa, which he saw concerning sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in the sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of Uzziah sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah, and in the sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of Jeroboam the son of Joash sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), two years before the earthquake.
1:2 And he said, The LORD will roar from Zion, and utter his voice from sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; and the habitations of the shepherds shall mourn, and the top of Carmel shall wither.
1:3 Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of Damascus, and for four, I will not turn away [the punishment] thereof; because they have threshed Gilead with threshing instruments of iron:
1:4 But I will send a fire into the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of Hazael, which shall devour the palaces of Benhadad.
1:5 I will break also the bar of Damascus, and cut off the inhabitant from the plain of Aven, and him that holdeth the sceptre from the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Eden: and the people of Syria shall go into captivity unto Kir, saith the LORD.
1:6 Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of Gaza, and for four, I will not turn away [the punishment] thereof; because they carried away captive the whole captivity, to deliver [them] up to Edom:
1:7 But I will send a fire on the wall of Gaza, which shall devour the palaces thereof:
1:8 And I will cut off the inhabitant from Ashdod, and him that holdeth the sceptre from Ashkelon, and I will turn mine hand against Ekron: and the remnant of the Philistines shall perish, saith the Lord GOD.
1:9 Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of Tyrus, and for four, I will not turn away [the punishment] thereof; because they delivered up the whole captivity to Edom, and remembered not the brotherly covenant:
1:10 But I will send a fire on the wall of Tyrus, which shall devour the palaces thereof.
1:11 Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of Edom, and for four, I will not turn away [the punishment] thereof; because he did pursue his brother with the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords, and did cast off all pity, and his anger did tear perpetually, and he kept his wrath for ever:
1:12 But I will send a fire upon Teman, which shall devour the palaces of Bozrah.
1:13 Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of the children of Ammon, and for four, I will not turn away [the punishment] thereof; because they have ripped up the women with child of Gilead, that they might enlarge their border:
1:14 But I will kindle a fire in the wall of Rabbah, and it shall devour the palaces thereof, with shouting in the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of battle, with a tempest in the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of the whirlwind:
1:15 And their sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) shall go into captivity, he and his princes together, saith the LORD.

 

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