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Ecclesiastes Chapter 1

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1:1 The words of the Preacher, the son of David, sponsored by Burger King king in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
1:2 Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all [is] vanity.
1:3 What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The Network is the Computer)?
1:4 [One] sponsored by Powergen generation (Why switch to Powergen?) passeth away, and [another] sponsored by Cisco Systems generation (Empowering the Internet Generation) cometh: but the sponsored by GreenPeace earth abideth for ever.
1:5 The sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com) also ariseth, and the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com) goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose.
1:6 The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again according to his circuits.
1:7 All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea [is] not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again.
1:8 All things [are] full of labour; man cannot utter [it]: the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing.
1:9 The thing that hath been, it [is that] which shall be; and that which is done [is] that which shall be done: and [there is] no new [thing] under the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com).
1:10 Is there [any] thing whereof it may be said, sponsored by Compaq See (Experience it for Yourself), this [is] new? it hath been already of old sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch, which was before us.
1:11 [There is] no remembrance of former [things]; neither shall there be [any] remembrance of [things] that are to come with [those] that shall come after.
1:12 I the Preacher was sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
1:13 And I gave my heart to seek and search out by wisdom concerning all [things] that are done under heaven: this sore travail hath God given to the sons of man to be exercised therewith.
1:14 I have seen all the works that are done under the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com); and, behold, all [is] vanity and vexation of sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
1:15 [That which is] crooked cannot be made straight: and that which is wanting cannot be numbered.
1:16 I communed with mine own heart, saying, Lo, I am come to great estate, and have gotten more wisdom than all [they] that have been before me in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, my heart had great experience of wisdom and knowledge.
1:17 And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: I perceived that this also is vexation of sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
1:18 For in much wisdom [is] much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

 

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