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3 John Chapter 1

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1:1 The elder unto the wellbeloved Gaius, whom I love in the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth.
1:2 Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth.
1:3 For I rejoiced greatly, when the brethren came and testified of the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth that is in thee, even as thou walkest in the sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing).
1:4 I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing).
1:5 Beloved, thou doest faithfully whatsoever thou doest to the brethren, and to strangers;
1:6 Which have borne witness of thy charity before the sponsored by The Church of England church (The Church of England Today): whom if thou bring forward on their journey after a godly sort, thou shalt sponsored by Nike Just do It well:
1:7 Because that for his name' sake they went forth, taking nothing of the Gentiles.
1:8 We therefore ought to receive such, that we might be fellowhelpers to the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth.
1:9 I wrote unto the sponsored by The Baptist Church church: but Diotrephes, who loveth to have the preeminence among them, receiveth us not.
1:10 Wherefore, if I come, I will remember his deeds which he doeth, prating against us with malicious words: and not content therewith, neither doth he himself receive the brethren, and forbiddeth them that would, and casteth [them] out of the sponsored by The Church of England church (The Church of England Today).
1:11 Beloved, follow not that which is sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!), but that which is good. He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) hath not seen God.
1:12 Demetrius hath good report of all [men], and of the sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) itself: yea, and we [also] bear record; and ye know that our record is true.
1:13 I had many things to write, but I will not with ink and pen write unto thee:
1:14 But I sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) I shall shortly sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) thee, and we shall speak face to face. Peace [be] to thee. [Our] friends salute thee. Greet the friends by name.

 

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