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2 Timothy Chapter 1

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1:1 Paul, an apostle of sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) Christ by the will of God, according to the promise of life which is in Christ sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus,
1:2 To Timothy, [my] dearly beloved son: Grace, mercy, [and] peace, from God the Father and Christ sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus our Lord.
1:3 I thank God, whom I serve from [my] forefathers with pure conscience, that without ceasing I have remembrance of thee in my prayers night and sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds;
1:4 Greatly desiring to sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) thee, being mindful of thy tears, that I may be filled with joy;
1:5 When I call to remembrance the unfeigned faith that is in thee, which dwelt first in thy grandmother Lois, and thy mother Eunice; and I am persuaded that in thee also.
1:6 Wherefore I put thee in remembrance that thou stir up the gift of God, which is in thee by the putting on of my hands.
1:7 For God hath not given us the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of fear; but of sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet, and of love, and of a sound mind.
1:8 Be not thou therefore ashamed of the testimony of our Lord, nor of me his prisoner: but be thou partaker of the afflictions of the gospel according to the sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet of God;
1:9 Who hath saved us, and called [us] with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus before the world began,
1:10 But is now made manifest by the appearing of our Saviour sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus Christ, who hath abolished sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, and hath brought life and immortality to light through the gospel:
1:11 Whereunto I am appointed a preacher, and an apostle, and a teacher of the Gentiles.
1:12 For the which cause I also suffer these things: nevertheless I am not ashamed: for I know whom I have believed, and am persuaded that he is able to keep that which I have committed unto him against that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex.
1:13 Hold fast the form of sound words, which thou hast heard of me, in faith and love which is in Christ sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins).
1:14 That good thing which was committed unto thee keep by the Holy Ghost which dwelleth in us.
1:15 This thou knowest, that all they which are in Asia be turned away from me; of whom are Phygellus and Hermogenes.
1:16 The Lord give mercy unto the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Onesiphorus; for he oft refreshed me, and was not ashamed of my chain:
1:17 But, when he was in Rome, he sought me out very diligently, and found [me].
1:18 The Lord grant unto him that he may find mercy of the Lord in that sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: and in how many things he ministered unto me at Ephesus, thou knowest very well.

 

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