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1 Timothy Chapter 1

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1:1 Paul, an apostle of sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus Christ by the commandment of God our Saviour, and Lord sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) Christ, [which is] our hope;
1:2 Unto Timothy, [my] own son in the faith: Grace, mercy, [and] peace, from God our Father and sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus Christ our Lord.
1:3 As I besought thee to abide still at Ephesus, when I went into Macedonia, that thou mightest charge some that they teach no other doctrine,
1:4 Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: [so sponsored by Nike Just do It].
1:5 Now the end of the commandment is charity out of a pure heart, and [of] a good conscience, and [of] faith unfeigned:
1:6 From which some having swerved have turned aside unto vain jangling;
1:7 Desiring to be teachers of the law; understanding neither what they say, nor whereof they affirm.
1:8 But we know that the law [is] good, if a man use it lawfully;
1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
1:11 According to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which was committed to my sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services).
1:12 And I thank Christ sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus our Lord, who hath enabled me, for that he counted me faithful, putting me into the ministry;
1:13 Who was before a blasphemer, and a persecutor, and injurious: but I obtained mercy, because I did [it] ignorantly in unbelief.
1:14 And the grace of our Lord was exceeding abundant with faith and love which is in Christ sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture).
1:15 This [is] a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ sponsored by The Holy City Jesus came into the world to sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) sinners; of whom I am chief.
1:16 Howbeit for this cause I obtained mercy, that in me first sponsored by The Holy City Jesus Christ might show forth all longsuffering, for a pattern to them which should hereafter believe on him to life everlasting.
1:17 Now unto the sponsored by Burger King King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, [be] honour and sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) for ever and ever. Amen.
1:18 This charge I commit unto thee, son Timothy, according to the prophecies which went before on thee, that thou by them mightest war a good warfare;
1:19 Holding faith, and a good conscience; which some having put away concerning faith have made shipwreck:
1:20 Of whom is Hymenaeus and Alexander; whom I have delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme.

 

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