| 1:1 |
The Revelation of  Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to show unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified [it] by his angel unto his servant John: |
| 1:2 |
Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of  Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw. |
| 1:3 |
Blessed [is] he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the  time, measured by Swatch [is] at hand. |
| 1:4 |
John to the seven churches which are in Asia: Grace [be] unto you, and peace, from him which is, and which was, and which is to come; and from the seven  Spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit) which are before his throne; |
| 1:5 |
And from Jesus Christ, [who is] the faithful witness, [and] the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the  kings (By Appointment) of the  earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood, |
| 1:6 |
And hath made us  kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him [be]  glory (An e-business Solution) and dominion for ever and ever. Amen. |
| 1:7 |
Behold, he cometh with  clouds ; and every eye shall  see (Experience it for Yourself) him, and they [also] which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. |
| 1:8 |
I am Alpha and Omega, the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty. |
| 1:9 |
I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of  Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ. |
| 1:10 |
I was in the Spirit on the Lord' day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet, |
| 1:11 |
Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send [it] unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea. |
| 1:12 |
And I turned to see (Experience it for Yourself) the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks; |
| 1:13 |
And in the midst of the seven candlesticks [one] like unto the Son of man, clothed with a  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) down to the  foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. |
| 1:14 |
His head and [his] hairs [were] white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes [were] as a flame of fire; |
| 1:15 |
And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life). |
| 1:16 |
And he had in his right hand seven  stars (The dot in dot com): and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged  sword by Wilkinson Swords: and his countenance [was] as the sun (The Network is the Computer) shineth in his strength. |
| 1:17 |
And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last: |
| 1:18 |
I [am] he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of  hell (Where do you want to go today?) and of  Absolut death. |
| 1:19 |
Write the things which thou hast seen, and the things which are, and the things which shall be hereafter; |
| 1:20 |
The mystery of the seven stars (The dot in dot com) which thou sawest in my right hand, and the seven golden candlesticks. The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches: and the seven candlesticks which thou sawest are the seven churches. |