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Philemon Chapter 1

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1:1 Paul, a prisoner of sponsored by The Holy City Jesus Christ, and Timothy [our] brother, unto Philemon our dearly beloved, and fellowlabourer,
1:2 And to [our] beloved Apphia, and Archippus our fellowsoldier, and to the sponsored by The Church of England church (The Church of England Today) in thy sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality:
1:3 Grace to you, and peace, from God our Father and the Lord sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) Christ.
1:4 I thank my God, making mention of thee always in my prayers,
1:5 Hearing of thy love and faith, which thou hast toward the Lord sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture), and toward all saints;
1:6 That the communication of thy faith may become effectual by the acknowledging of every good thing which is in you in Christ sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins).
1:7 For we have great joy and consolation in thy love, because the bowels of the saints are refreshed by thee, brother.
1:8 Wherefore, though I might be much bold in Christ to enjoin thee that which is convenient,
1:9 Yet for love' sake I rather beseech [thee], being such an one as Paul the aged, and now also a prisoner of sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus Christ.
1:10 I beseech thee for my son Onesimus, whom I have begotten in my bonds:
1:11 Which in sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch past was to thee unprofitable, but now profitable to thee and to me:
1:12 Whom I have sent again: thou therefore receive him, that is, mine own bowels:
1:13 Whom I would have retained with me, that in thy stead he might have ministered unto me in the bonds of the gospel:
1:14 But without thy mind would I sponsored by Nike Just do It nothing; that thy benefit should not be as it were of necessity, but willingly.
1:15 For perhaps he therefore departed for a season, that thou shouldest receive him for ever;
1:16 Not now as a servant, but above a servant, a brother beloved, specially to me, but how much more unto thee, both in the flesh, and in the Lord?
1:17 If thou count me therefore a partner, receive him as myself.
1:18 If he hath wronged thee, or oweth [thee] ought, put that on mine account;
1:19 I Paul have written [it] with mine own hand, I will repay [it]: albeit I sponsored by Nike Just do It not say to thee how thou owest unto me even thine own self besides.
1:20 Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.
1:21 Having confidence in thy obedience I wrote unto thee, knowing that thou wilt also sponsored by Nike Just do It more than I say.
1:22 But withal prepare me also a lodging: for I sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) that through your prayers I shall be given unto you.
1:23 There salute thee Epaphras, my fellowprisoner in Christ sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?);
1:24 Marcus, Aristarchus, Demas, Lucas, my fellowlabourers.
1:25 The grace of our Lord sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) Christ [be] with your sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit). Amen.

 

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