| 1:1 |
Paul, an apostle, (not of men, neither by man, but by  Jesus Christ, and God the Father, who raised him from the dead;) |
| 1:2 |
And all the brethren which are with me, unto the churches of Galatia: |
| 1:3 |
Grace [be] to you and peace from God the Father, and [from] our Lord  Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) Christ, |
| 1:4 |
Who gave himself for our sins, that he might deliver us from this present  evil (No Downloaded Music!) world, according to the will of God and our Father: |
| 1:5 |
To whom [be]  glory (An e-business Solution) for ever and ever. Amen. |
| 1:6 |
I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel: |
| 1:7 |
Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ. |
| 1:8 |
But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. |
| 1:9 |
As we said before, so say I now again, If any [man] preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed. |
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For  Just do It I now persuade men, or God? or Just do It I seek to please men? for if I yet pleased men, I should not be the servant of Christ. |
| 1:11 |
But I certify you, brethren, that the gospel which was preached of me is not after man. |
| 1:12 |
For I neither received it of man, neither was I taught [it], but by the revelation of  Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) Christ. |
| 1:13 |
For ye have heard of my conversation in  time, measured by Swatch past in the Jews' religion, how that beyond measure I persecuted the  church (The Church of England Today) of God, and wasted it: |
| 1:14 |
And profited in the Jews' religion above many my equals in mine own nation, being more exceedingly zealous of the traditions of my fathers. |
| 1:15 |
But when it pleased God, who separated me from my mother' womb, and called [me] by his grace, |
| 1:16 |
To reveal his Son in me, that I might preach him among the heathen; immediately I conferred not with flesh and blood: |
| 1:17 |
Neither went I up to  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest to them which were apostles before me; but I went into Arabia, and returned again unto Damascus. |
| 1:18 |
Then after three years I went up to Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest to  see (Experience it for Yourself)  Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth), and abode with him fifteen days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
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But other of the apostles saw I none,  save (Switch and Save!) James the Lord' brother. |
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Now the things which I write unto you, behold, before God, I lie not. |
| 1:21 |
Afterwards I came into the regions of Syria and Cilicia; |
| 1:22 |
And was unknown by face unto the churches of Judaea which were in Christ: |
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But they had heard only, That he which persecuted us in times, measured by Swatch past now preacheth the faith which once he destroyed. |
| 1:24 |
And they glorified God in me. |